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The Talented Mr. Ripley
Kinda spooky and confusing, but only in the sense that I can't understand who Tom Ripley (Matt Damon) really is. Tom is paid by Dickie's dad to go find Dickie (Jude Law) and bring him back to America. Dickie's a rich guy and he's having a wonderful time in Italy with his girlfriend Marge (Gwnyeth Paltrow). Tom admires to a certain extent Dickie and everything he's surrounded by. So...Tom kills him (seems like an accident) and becomes Dickie. The plot is simple enough, but too weird on film. I think it would be a much nicer read than viewing. As cute as Damon is, I couldn't figure out what kind of person Tom Ripley really was, but maybe that's the beauty of the movie. Speaking of which, the cinematography and musical score are really great. However, everyone seems "off cast" and well....(not to spoil the ending) the movie ended too absurdly.
GRADE: C+

Tarzan
Wow, I thought this movie was great! It was cute and sweet, and it had cool animation shots (like the way the camera "pans" the screen). Disney's version of Tarzan, is basically that Tarzan's parents die and he is raised by apes. Then civilization (and Jane) finds him. For the most part, I really enjoyed this movie, but for a Disney animated movie, it had some sad and depressing moments (think Bambi). That is basically the major drawback of the movie: it may not be suitable for children under 12. Heck! I almost couldn't deal with some of the scenes!
GRADE: A-

The Terminal
The Terminal is a movie of a classy sort. The kind where you walk out of the theater floating on a cloud because the world isn't all that bad at all. Then again, we're matching Steven Spielberg directing with Tom Hanks acting. So when has that duo ever gone wrong (Cast Away, Catch Me If You Can)? Hanks is an Eastern European immigrant, stranded at JFK airport because his country is in limbo. Stanley Tucci is the airport head honcho who at first can't have Hanks wandering around his terminal, but then can't seem to rid him. Stranded, penniless, friendless, this is movie that starts from scratch. But when you're Tom Hanks, it's not hard to get up and running and have the entire airport service workers (and entire audience) rooting for you. Catherine Zeta-Jones portrays a love interest, but it's downplayed enough not to veer the movie in the wrong direction. You really can't go wrong (though a little cliched) with a movie and movie-team like this.
GRADE: A-


The Terminator
Freaky. The thought of machines taking over. The thought of having your future dad come back to the past so that you can be born. Weird. But...it's pretty good anyways! Since this was an '80s movies, and those cyborg movies can always be tough to make, this one really does depict futuristc possibilities well.
GRADE: B

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Absolutely incredible! Terminator 3 is so so so immensely impressive and thrilling. Let's start with logistics: John Connor (Nick Stahl) is now twentysomething and living as though judgement day (the day the machines take over) has passed, but still fearing it's possibility. Then the T-X (insanely lifeless and stoic Kristanna Loken) transports to the present from the future; her/its sole mission to destroy Connor and his future lieutenants, which includes a fiesty veternarian Kate Brewster (Claire Danes). T-101 (Arnold Schwarzenegger) returns to protect both Connor and Brewster. Ok, now to the good stuff. The movie starts out with some very minute background (or foreground? they talk about the future). Then it's the most intense car chase scene EVER! No limits, nothing held back, no mercy. Director Jonathan Mostow goes out to destroy a good portion of a Southern California city. I mean, he obliterates it! He's got this huge big rig chasing a veternary truck and all these local PD and fire department vehicles being controlled by the T-X. And this lasts a good 15 minutes! You are sitting there, at first thinking, great action scene, then it's going on and on and EVERYTHING is being destroyed. Arnold is being thrashed through cars, concrete, you-name-it! When all is said and done (which is not even half an hour into the movie), you still can't sit easy because that deranged T-X is still out with a purpose. The movie takes some time to acquaint us with Brewster's role and we learn more about what is to come. Without going into too much detail (the movie explains everything in a very nice and clear, undogmatic way), Terminator 3 was directed, performed, and executed in perfect line with it's predecessors despite being tagged with a different director. I think the movie ends very fittingly should there be or not be a sequel. It definitely gives itself room for a sequel (though how Arnold plays a main role in it seems questionable), but also allows itself to end with perfect speculation as how humanity will play out. If you are going to watch an action film this year (and don't want to think about philosophy and "what is the matrix"), watch T3.
GRADE: A


Thelma and Louise
Two girls go on a weekend of fun, end up killing a guy who tries to rape one of them (Geena Davis), then run from the law, meet a cute guy (Brad Pitt) who steals their money, so they need more money and they start to steal, the cops are getting them, so they... A girl on the run movie. Not bad, but not too much to my liking either.
GRADE: B+

There's Something About Mary
There's Something extremely giddy about this movie. Sure it's hilarious and sweet, with a cute plot, and a talented cast, but there's an underlying quality that keeps you smiling. I didn't find this movie to be the best comedy I have ever seen, but I could not keep the grin off my face. Ted (Ben Stiller) has had a crush on Mary (Cameron Diaz) for 13 years. He hires a private eye (Matt Dillon) to find out if she's married or has kids and stuff, but the P.I. falls for her. Meanwhile, Tucker (I can't remember who plays him) tries to warn Mary of the P.I. and later about Ted, but the entire time he likes Mary too. Anyhoo, these guys all like her, they're all losers, but ultimately, Mary's got to make a decision. I found something incredible about this movie too. Don't know what it is, but it kept me smiling. I recommend it cause it's refreshing and happy!!
GRADE: B+

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13 Ghosts
Creepy. Gross and disgusting. But interesting and bizarre. 13 Ghosts is about this crazy hunter/collector guy who dies trying to catch a ghost. His nephew inherits his creepy "collector house," only to find out that it's got a ghost collection. But by then it's obviously too late. Stars Matthew Lilliard as a crazy guy (literally), Shannon Elizabeth (nephew's daughter), and F. Murray Abraham (the nephew). It's too gross-creepy for my tastes, but it's got doses of suspense-creepy which is actually much creepier. Nevertheless, it's unlikely to be a cult classic.
GRADE: B+

The Thomas Crown Affair
Right off the bat, let it be known that the first and last 10 minutes of this movie are pretty good. The way Thomas Crown (Pierce Brosnan) steals a famous and pricey painting and his fiery affair with Catherine Banning (Rene Russo), the woman who's after him (literally and figuratively), are definitely this movie's highlights. However, everything in between these highlights is pretty bland and slow (except perhaps the two actors' bare buttocks). Oh yeah, this movie also reminded me of a catalog. Practically every 5 minutes there would be some logo flashed on the screen. Anyways, the movie is "cover"-good, but everything between the covers is somewhat a drag.
GRADE: C+

Three Kings
Three Kings is one of those mediocre movies that begins from nowhere and kinda ends in nowhere. Actually, the movie's about three guys (George Clooney, Ice Cube, Mark Wahlberg; actually it's more than 3 guys) that steal Kuwaiti gold after the Gulf War ends. But in their heist, they encounter tormented civilians, so they try to save them too. The movie has a style that's a bit uneven, but it makes it more entertaining. Though not a very good movie, you get the message that war is evil, pointless, and cruel, which is probably what the movie's main purpose was (besides trying to entertain you with random scenes of shooting and gunshot wounds.)
GRADE: B-

The Three Musketeers
An okay film about the story of the three musketeers. For those who don't know, there's 3 musketeers (defenders of the king) and a guy who wants to be one of them. The Cardinal disbands the musketeers, so he can assassinate the king. But the 3 guys plus the rookie overthrow the Cardinal and restore power to the king. Nicely done, slightly comical, etc.
GRADE: B-

Titan A.E.
About a boy named Cale (voiced by Matt Damon) who is the key to finding the Titan, which will create a new world, since the Earth was blown to smithereens by the Drej, an electronically charged alien race. Simple enough, and so is the movie. But with fun alternative music and a lot of hope on the part of hte characters to find the Titan (which means a lot of predictability), Titan A.E. turns out to be watchable. Short and simple.<
GRADE: B

Titanic
This is such a beautiful movie. That's the only way to describe it. A lot of other critics are also describing it as epic with is just a nice way of saying "grand," and I have to agree with the other critics totally. You've got Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet playing a pauper and an elite, respectively.The passionate tale mixed with the tragedy of it all makes this film so worthwhile. I don't know about the men enjoying this film, but a middle-aged guy sitting next to me was bawling like crazy by the end of the movie.
GRADE: A

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Tomb Raider
I've never seen the game or played the game, so, to me, Tomb Raider is just an adventure movie starring Angelina Jolie. It's about the power that's bestowed on whomever finds and puts together the "key" to time on the day all nine planets align. Simple and interesting enough. So what's the big deal about this movie? Probably the fact that it's based on a popular video game and it stars Angelina Jolie. Well, I thought the movie was pretty exciting because it had fun action scenes and fighting stuff, yada yada yada, but the dialogue was pretty lame. Jolie stars as Lara Croft, a somewhat girl's version of Indiana Jones. Sad to say, what the movie hypes up, it only delivers on mildly. It surprised me that it was only one and half hours long. It'll be a good video rental, but on screen...it could have been better. Hmm...possible opening for sequel?
GRADE: B-

Tomorrow Never Dies
So by-the-book has the James Bond movies become that it's hard to thoroughly enjoy one without knowing what will happen next. Nevetheless, in what could have been better called "Battleship," James teams up with an asian girl to fight the worldly desires of a media mogul. Now despite the obvious predictably, there is also an awesome BMW. So definitely watch for that highlight in this movie. It's also obvious that James won't die and the mogul will, so just sit and try to enjoy the action in this movie. Yes, there is action and yes it's quite enjoying..
GRADE: B

Toy Story
This film is a brilliant new approach to cartoons. Disney does a great job with the animation and 3-D cartoon drawings. The plot is pretty good too. Two toys fighting for the love of their owner. They get into a mess with a psycho-next door neighbor boy. It's really cute, but I can't say much about the soundtrack. (I don't like it.) Still, it's a creative film and a new kind (computer animation) so it's definitely a first of its kind.
GRADE: A-

Toy Story 2
Another great movie by Pixar, Disney's digital animation company. Little boy Andy's toy, Woody (voice of Tom Hanks), gets stolen and it's up to Buzz Lightyear (voice of Tim Allen) and the other toys to go save him! The plot is quite nailbiting, the animation is once again pretty amazing, and the comedy is great. If nothing else, this movie is sure to make you laugh.
GRADE: A-

Traffic
Traffic is a high-profile movie about America's "war on drugs" and stopping the Mexican drug cartels. It stars Michael Douglas as America's drug czar and whose own daughter (Erika Christensen) is so heavily addicted turns to near prostitution; Benicio del Toro is a Mexican policeman who's intent is to rid Mexico of it's smugglers; Catherine Zeta-Jones is the wife of a wealthy drug lord who becomes caught in the "business" when her husband is arrested. Also stars Don Cheadle, Dennis Quaid, Amy Irving, etc. It's a really great and stylish movie (directed by Steven Soderbergh-Erin Brokovich) and parallels other greats like Heat and The Insider. You'll like it if you don't mind the deceit, corruption, and drug use (but let's not get de-sensitized either).
GRADE: A-

Treasure Planet
The plot is supposed to be Stevenson's Treasure Island but set in the future: young Jim Hawkins finds a "map" of the legendary Treasure Planet that he read about as a young boy. He's raised by a single mother and always getting into mischief. Finding the map spurs him on a treasure hunt through space, but also being in the dangers of evil cyborg treasure pirates. It's a pretty exciting animated film. And for Disney, there is a lot more substance in this venture than just song and dance. I enjoyed the exciting racing and danger sequences, but the story is a bit too futuristic for me and maybe younger audiences.
GRADE: B

The Truman Show
Played by Jim Carrey, Truman Burbank is the truest form of human nature. He's a guinea pig in a world where everything from the sun to his wife is controlled and maintained by his creator, Christof. The movie sometimes lags, but is quickly made up by its refreshing quality and novel plot. The intended meaning behind the show is hard to miss. You can't help but feel sorry for a caged human being. All Truman wants is to see that there is a greater world outside of Sea Haven. The Truman Show is sentimental and eccentric. I really did enjoy it.
GRADE: A

20 Dates
Myles Berkowitz is one annoying guy. Sure this movie had it's funny and interesting moments, but trying to find love and filming it as part of your job is just too creepy. But then again, this movie is a documentary, so anything is possible since you're dealing with real people and real situations. Surprisingly, I'd recommend it if you watch it alone.
GRADE: C-

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28 Days
Sandra Bullock is Gwen Cummings, a New York write who lives life to its fullest despite the people in the way. But showing up at her sister's (Elizabeth Perkins) wedding drunk and out of control lands her in rehab. Rehab and everyone there is what this movie is about. Though 28 days may seem like a fun and funny movie, it's got a lot of loosely created characters and situations. And it's hard to get past Bullock's cute and clean image and really believe she's capable of being an alcoholic. The other characters are funny and likeable, but also seem a bit too overplayed and cliche. The movie keeps your attention, but only because you know it's a movie and unlikely in real life. Or something like that.
GRADE: B-

200 Cigarettes
This star-studded cast (Paul Rudd, Courtney Love, Ben and Casey Affleck, Christina Ricci, Jay Mohr, etc.) is trying to find love on New Year's Eve, 1981. Do they find it? Well.....the movie is quite slow and dragging, but it's not exactly boring. The humor is not bad and watching the cast pathetically try to hook up with someone before the countdown is quite amusing. In short, a bunch of stories about a bunch of party goers, looking for love on New Year's Eve.
GRADE: C+

U-571
U-571 stars Matthew McConaughey, Jon Bon Jovi, Bill Paxton, David Keith, and Harvey Keitel as American marines stranded on a German U-boat during WWII. Their mission was to steal the a type-writer-looking thing that encrypted German messages which made it impossible for Allied forces to figure out what the Germans were up to. Their mission is complicated when, while overtaking the German U-boat, U-571, their own boat gets torpedoed. This movie is intense, exciting, and quite the nail-biter. But for a movie whose plot seems quite significant in a war so real and brutal, you'd think it would be like Saving Private Ryan to some extent. But in fact, U-571 feels more like a movie to please and entertain than have an underlying purpose. Profits and entertainment value may be fine for a movie whose plot is farther from reality, but U-571's plot is not, so it shouldn't be. But then again, you don't know the movie's based on reality until the credits start rolling at the end of the movie. (Sorry to burst your bubble, but I had to in order to state my opinions on this movie.)
GRADE: B+

Unbreakable
If there's a secret to enjoying this dull and wandering movie, please tell me. After sitting for an hour and half (and that's not the end of the movie), I had already asked myself 10 times,"Where is this movie going?" Well, it does end somewhere, and though it's not a spectacular ending, it does give some sort of light on what this movie is about. Actually, I have no idea what I'm talking about, so basically, if you're expecting another awesome Sixth Sense movie (same director M. Night Shyamalan), you're not going to get it here. Far from the subtle and yet surprising Sixth Sense, Unbreakable is about David (Bruce Willis) who's the sole survivor or a train wreck. His physical endurance is questioned when a peculiar man (Samuel L. Jackson) with "weak bones" questions his illness history and also if he's ever had an accident. Turns out...David might be a hero of sorts. The whole plot is kinda hard to understand, though I'm sure it's screaming at me in the theater. The movie is meandering, that's for sure. And whether or not it redeems itself in the end, is kinda up to you. There's no special twist or anything, but it might make you think a bit. Just a bit.
GRADE: C

Underworld
This movie has the ingredients for a lot of punch, but comes up very short. Kate Beckinsale is the rampant vampire, Selene, who hunts the streets of pseudo-New York for werewolves. Her hunts turn curious when the werewolves begin to target human beings, in particular Michael Corvin (Scott Speedman). It's a centuries old war between vampire and werewolves that is headed for a showdown. So, Underworld could easily be a stylistic, action film with the love story riding in the undercurrent. Yet, Beckinsale doesn't come off as the hardcore death dealer she's supposed to be. Maybe it's the casting, but this movie never quite reaches its potential. In fact, some scenes come out as downright corny. And that's not good for a dark action, fantasy movie.
GRADE: C


Vanilla Sky
Oh gosh....if ever there was an okay plot that could be made very poorly, then Cameron Crowe has done it. Vanilla Sky is the mindbending movie of obsession, dreams, love, power, etc. I'd say the plot is okaaaaaaaay, but you wouldn't be able to tell for the first hour because of the pooooooooor storyline that is as shoddily put together as the dialogue. I also have biases against Tom Cruise due to his divorce, so I must admit my degrading opinion of him. Still, his star power could not save this strange strange movie. And Penelope Cruz is no better. Personally I think she should stick to Spanish films, which seem more credible. Cameron Diaz does give a VERY good performance as the obsessive trait in this movie. If I'm giving a very vague description of this movie, it's not a mistake. I don't recommend it.
GRADE: D

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NOTE: A grade of A is a highly recommended film for everybody.
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A grade of C is generally geared toward a particular fan.
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