Simpsons Sounds

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Homer(140 KB)
TV Investigator: All right, are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep?
Homer: No way man, no way man. Get yourself another patsy, man. No way am I wearing a freakin' wire.
TV Investigator: Would you be willing to wear a hidden camera and microphone?
Homer: Oh, that I'll wear.

Homer(98.6 KB)Marge: Oh yes, and punish Lisa for lying to us.
Homer: All right young lady, I want you to march yourself directly to the Quik-E-Mart and get me some chips and a beer... get a little something for yourself, sweet heart.

Moe(63.1 KB)B.O. Problem. B.O. Problem. Come on guys, do I have a B.O. Problem here?
Moe(303 KB)Bart: Hello, is Homer there?
Moe: Homer who?
Bart: Homer... sexual.
Moe: Ahh... wait one second, let me check. Ahh.. Homer Sexual. Oh come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual.

Moe(168 KB)Moe: Ok, here's the plan. This model car represents my car huh and this olive is you.
Homer: (eats olive) Mmm... me.
Moe: Hey, hey, oh that's great, now the car's gonna have to represent you and ahh... this little toy man will represent the car.

Millhouse(88.9 KB)Millhouse: Hey Bart, check out my new ear rings. Pretty cool, huh?
Bart: Millhouse, my mom wears ear rings. Do you think she's cool?
Millhouse: No, I think she's hot!

Krusty(78.3 KB)Krusty: All right, here's the deal: every time you watch my show, I'll send you fourty dollars!
TV Voice: Checks will not be honored.

Skinner(95.7 KB)Principal Skinner: We can buy real periodic tables, instead of these promotional ones from Oscay Myer.
Ms. Krabapple: Now, who can tell me the atomic weight of bolonium?
Martin: Ohhh... delicious?
Karbapple: Correct. I would also accept snacktacular.

Ed McMahon(94.2 KB)Hi, I am Ed McMahon. Tonight on FOX, from the producers of when skirts fall off and secrets of national security revealed, it's world's deadliest executions!
Music(253 KB)(The "Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show" Theme Song)
Music(648 KB)(The "Monorail" Song)


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