Week 13 (August 4 - August 11, 1997)
| Filename | File size | Description |
| bankrun.wav | 96.9 KB | Apu:Strap on your bullet proof, Sanjay. It's time for another bank run. Sanjay:All right, but if I don't make it, promise me you won't sleep with my wife. Apu:I promise nothing. |
| blakjack.wav | 53.8 KB | (Homer playing Blackjack)(19) Hit me. (20) Hit me. (21) Hit me. (22) D'oh! |
| destroy.wav | 155 KB | Wrrrrrrr, must destroy mankind. (beep beep) Ohhh, lunch time. |
| doh2.wav | 35.7 KB | (An echoing D'oh!) |
| english.wav | 250 KB | Principal Skinner:Wiggum, Ralph. Ralph:I won! I won! Skinner:No, Ralph, this means you are failing english. Ralph:Me fail english, that's unpossible. |
| fruit.wav | 51.7 KB | Homer:Donut? Lisa:No thanks, got any fruit? Homer:This has purple stuff inside, purple is a fruit. |
| hoedown.wav | 119 KB | (Lisa blows on the jug) Wu Hoo, he he.........(stops blowing jug)Lisa, never stop in the middle of a hoedown. |
| hubabuba.wav | 218 KB | There's your king size bed for (he makes all those weird noises) |
| lietoyou.wav | 124 KB | Marge:Why do you have so many bowling balls? Homer:Ahh....I am not going to lie to you, Marge....so long. (Drives away) Marge:Hmmmmmm...... |
| nedsong.wav | 107 KB | (The "Ned Flanders song") |
| pee.wav | 302 KB | Lenny:If they hire a woman, we won't be able to spit on the floor. Carl:And we can't take off our pants when it gets real hot. Homer:and we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain.......I mean, you know, if we wanted to, not that I ever...did. |
| police.wav | 323 KB | (Apu sings "The Dream Police") |
| raisdead.wav | 69.5 KB | Lisa:Dad, we did something very bad. Homer:Did you wreck the car? Bart:No. Homer:Did you raise the dead? Lisa:Yes. Homer:But the car's all right? Bart and Lisa:Uh hun. Homer:All right then. |
| religion.wav | 171 KB | Homer:Apu, I see you are not in church. Apu:Oh, but I am. I have a shrine to Gunisha, the god of wordly wisdom located in the employee lounge. Homer:Hey Gunisha, want a peanut? Apu:Please do not offer my god a peanut. Homer:No offense, Apu, but when they were handing out religions, you must have been out taking a whiz. |
| theman.wav | 120 KB | Marge, you being a cop makes you the man, which makes me the woman, and I have no interest in that, besides occassionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed is strictly a comfort thing. |
| tickets.wav | 91.2 KB | Homer:Ahhh, I did it, second in line, and all I had to do was miss 8 days of work. Some guy:With the money you made working, you could have bought tickets from a scalper. Homer:In theory, yes....jerk. |
| turnon.wav | 111 KB | Mr.Burns:Hello, Smithers, you are quite good at turning me on. Smithers:Ahh, you probably should ignore that. |
| TOTAL: | 2.34 MB | 17 sounds |
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