Week 24 (November 28, 1997 - December 5, 1997)

FilenameFile sizeDescription
bet.wav73.1 KBHomer:You think we should bet against them?
Lisa:I bet my entire college fund on it.
Homer:You got it. Moe, $23 on New York.
carvello.wav235 KBWelcome to Lee Carvello's putting challenge. I am Carvello. Now chose a club... You have chosen a 3 wood. May I suggest a putter? 3 wood. Now enter the force of your swing, I suggest feather touch. You have entered power drive, now push 7 - 8 - 7 to swing. (pushes buttons, ball lands) ball is in parking lot. Would you like to play again... You have selected No.
casino.wav135 KBReverend Lovejoy:Once something has been approved by the government, it's no longer a moral.
Crowd:Yea!!
Mr. Burns: By building a casino, I could tighten my stranglehold on this dismal town.
Crowd:Yea!!
(Barney Burps)
Crowd:Yea!!
gunkit.wav369 KBSales guy:Well, you probably want the accessories kit. Holster.
Homer:Oh yeah.
Sales guy:Vendalier.
Homer:Baby.
Sales guy:Silencer
Homer:Mhm Mhm.
Sales guy:Loudener
Homer:Ohhhh.
Sales guy:Speed cocker.
Homer:Ohh, I like the sound of that.
Sales guy:and this is for shooting down police helicopters.
Homer:Oh. I don't need anything like that...yet.
interest.wav151 KBMarge:I haven't been to a place since high school, and I thought it would be a good chance to meet some other adults.
Homer:Sounds interesting.
Marge:You know, I spend all day alone with Maggie and sometimes it's like I don't even exist.
Homer:Sounds interesting.
Marge:Mmmmmmmmm...
mcdonald.wav103 KB(Grampa sings "Old McDonald had a farm...")
pig.wav322 KBHomer:Oh, but Marge, am I doomed to spend the rest of my life sweating like a pig?
Bart:Yeah. Not to mention looking like a pig, eating like a pig.?
Apu:Don't forget the smell.
Homer:Will you get off my front lawn?
Apu:Why don't you make me?
Homer:Why!? Oh, I give up.
protect.wav411 KBMarge:Well, what do you recommend.
Alarm Sales guy/theif:Well, a lot of companies will put in a pretty system that looks good, but doesn't provide any real protection.
Homer:Oh. Let's get that.
Alarm Sales guy/theif:But, if you really want to sleep easily at night, I recommend sealing off every door and window with bullet-proof lusite.
Marge:Wouldn't we all suficate??
Alarm sales guy/theif:Well, I should hope not.
Homer:Let's get that, the sufication thing.
sports.wav41.5 KBWhen you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.
startrek.wav195 KBOfficer:Captain, Klingons off the starboard bow.
Captain Kirk:Again with the Klingons, Mr. Scott, give me full power
Scotty:It's no good captain, I cannot reach the control panel.
trek12.wav313 KBCaptain Kirk:Captain's Log: Stardate 6051, had trouble sleeping last night, my hiatal hierna is acting up, the ship is drafting and damp, I complain but nobody listens...
Voice:...Star Trek 12, so very tired.
TOTAL:2.29 MB11 sounds
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