Week 26 (January 30, 1998 - May 15, 1998)

FilenameFile sizeDescription
anglsong.wav69.0 KB(Homer sings his "It's my angle....")
blame.wav59.5 KBNow at the risk of being unpopular, this reporter places all blame squarly on you, the viewers.
closesng.wav132 KBMarge, Bart & Lisa sing "On the closing day......")
dig.wav106 KBAll honor students will be rewarded with an archological dig. (Kids go yeah!) Conversly, all detention students will be punished with an archological dig. (kids go 'oh no')
forget.wav142 KBKids, let me tell you about another so called wicked guy, he had long hair and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right, and that man's name was... I forget, but the point is... I forget that too.
gearhead.wav137 KBMoe:This hot rod is 2-dubbed 6 ways from Sundee. Never had you figured for a gear-head, Homer.
Homer:Oh yeah, I am a real expert.
Moe: What is that? A 6 barrel holly-cof.
Homer:You betch ya.
Moe: Anum brot intakes?
Homer: Nothing but.
Moe: Myahof lifters.
Homer: Oh yeah.
Moe: I made that last one up.
Homer: I see.
greek.wav246 KBSelma: Just lift up your coffee cups and see.
Smithers: Good lord.
Cheif Wiggum: Put out an APB on an useless ardero, ahh.. better start with greek town.
FBI Agent: That's Homer J. Simpson, Chief. You are reading it upside down.
Cheif Wiggum: Ahh, cancel that APB, but oh bring back some of them gyeros.
FBI Agent: Ahh, chief, you are talking into your wallet.
help.wav101 KBNed Flanders: Well neighbourinos, I guess this is good bye. Better make this quick, or I am going to start blubering like a baby.
Homer: Yeah, me too. Let me know if you need any help.
Ned Flanders: Well, now that you mention it, we could use...
Homer: It was just an expression.
intro.wav227 KB(Eye on Springfield Intro music.)
matter.wav218 KBFrink: I take it from that little impressed noise that you are interested in purchasing that matter transporter, sir.
Homer: Hmmmm......2 bucks.....and it only transports matter. Well ahh, I'll give you 35 cents.
Frink: Sold. But I must warn you this device carries a frightening high risk of catasrophic...
Homer: I said I'll take it.
milk.wav45.3 KBHomer: Kids, kids, I am not gonna die. That only happens to bad people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer: Ahhh, he sold poision milk to school children.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: Hey, I am just trying to make it easier on them.
mistake.wav176 KBBart: Oh, me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team. But he never wants to play any more since this bitch moved in.
Marge: Bart! Don't ever say that word again.
Bart: Well, that's what she is, I looked it up.
Marge: Well, I am gonna write to the dictionary people and have that checked, feels like a mistake to me.
oncemore.wav230 KBHomer: Ok, once more. Where are we going?
Miss Krabappel: Capital City
Homer: Why are you and the old lady in the car?
Mrs. Skinner: We are gonna talk Armin Tazarain into coming back.
Homer: Why is Marge here?
Marge: I came up with the idea.
Homer: And why am I here?
Marge: Because the streets of Capital City are no place for 3 unescorted ladies.
Homer: Why are the kids here?
Marge: Because we couldn't find Grampa to sit for them.
Homer: Why is Grampa here?
Grampa: Because Jasper didn't want to come by himself.
Homer: Fair enough.
plycatch.wav95.7 KBHomer:Bart, son, you want to play catch.
Bart: No.
Homer: When a boy doesn't want to play catch with his old man, something is seriously wrong.
Grampa: I'll play catch with you, son.
Homer: Get the hell out.
Grampa: I am gone.
punch.wav121 KB(beeeep) It's green, moron. Earth to stupid guy: Hello. Arrghhh... maybe a little friendly punching will move your ass. (throws a punch) Still got it.
tooscare.wav50.9 KBRalph Wiggum: I am scared, Daddy. Too scared to even wet my pants.
Cheif Wiggum: It's OK, son. Just relax and it will come.
truth.wav165 KBLionel Hutz: But there's the truth.....and the truth. Let me show you.
Marge: It's awfully small.
Lionel Hutz: I'd say it's awfully cozy.
Marge: That's delapated.
Hutz: Rusted
Marge: That house is on fire.
Hutz: Motivated seller.
TOTAL:2.27 MB17 sounds
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