Week 28 (July 28, 1998 - April 7, 1999)
| Filename | File size | Description |
| arbys.wav | 25.6 KB | I am so hungry I can eat at Arbys. |
| answer2.wav | 73.2 KB | Homer on Answering Machine:You have reached the office of Homer Simpson. If you are calling about the waterbed, please leave a detailed message. If you need... Mr. Burns: Get back to work! Homer: Ah! (Hangs Up) |
| canada.wav | 266 KB | Bart: Hey! Immigrants, beat it! Country's full. Captain of a boat:Ok, folks, you heard the lady. Back into the hole. We'll try Canada. (Immigrants complain) |
| crazysng.wav | 281 KB | (Bart and Milhouse sing 'Go crazy Broadway style...) |
| earth.wav | 86.4 KB | Robot Controller:Greetings, earth children. Some kid:Where are you from? Robot Controller:(pauses) Earth. Anyway, have you ever wondered what if feels like to touch a star... |
| internet.wav | 154 KB | Homer:Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you? Comic Store guy:I am interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fibre optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token-ring ethernet LAN configuration? Homer:(Pauses for awhile) Can I have some money now? |
| maniac.wav | 60.8 KB | (Groundskeeper Willie sings 'I am a maniac...') |
| muppet.wav | 54.9 KB | Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet? Homer:Well, it's not quite a mop. It's not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs)... so to answer your question, I don't know. |
| modem.wav | 76.2 KB | This high speed modem is intolerably slow. (Ping Ping) Hey! What the? The Internet King, I wonder if he can provide faster nudity? |
| nobribe.wav | 103 KB | Homer:Carnies took over our house! You got to help us! Chief Wiggum:Well, well. Look who's here, Mr. No Bribe. Sure, we'll help you. Just sit down and wait for detective like I give a damn. Homer:Thank you so much. |
| santasng.wav | 90.2 KB | (The Simpson family sing "Here comes Santa Clause" [with some variations by Homer]) |
| braindmg.wav | 167 KB | Homer:You know. When I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctors thought I might have brain damage. Bart:Dad, what's the point of this story? Homer:I like stories. |
| wantin.wav | 312 KB | I saw wierd stuff in that place last night, wierd, strange, sick, twisted, erry, godless, evil stuff....and I want in. |
| win-win.wav | 75.4 KB | Marge:No, I will not pay you $500 for sex. Homer: Oh! Come on, Marge! You are getting something in return and I am getting a bowling team. It's win-win. |
| viens.wav | 151 KB | Barney:From now on, I'll be a new Barnard Gumble. I am working clean and sober. Mayor Quimby:Congratulations, Barney, and enjoy your grand prize: a life time supply of duff beer. Barney:Oh. Just hook it to my viens. |
| TOTAL: | 1.93 MB | 15 sounds |
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