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Dave Lister


Lister
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Name:David Lister
Age:About 30 (still)
Rank:Third Technician (although he did go for "Ship's Cook" once)
Sex:Male, we think.
Species:Probably Human
Strengths:- Can eat lots of curry
- Is the last human being alive
- Has a dream of returning to Earth... to Fiji
Weaknesses:- Can eat lots of curry
- Is the last human being alive
- Has a dream of returning to Earth... to Fiji
(yeah, I know these are the same, but....)
Other Details:Dave Lister is the last human being alive. This unfortunate occurence happened when Arnold J Rimmer accidentally wiped out the rest of the crew while Lister was in Stasis, for bringing an unquarantined cat on board. Since then Lister has pine dover his lost love Christine Kochanski, and his dream of living on a farm on Fiji with her. Sadly, Kochanski doesn't actually like Lister anymore, and besides, she's dead. Until another version of KK turns up is series 7. She doesn't like him either.

Lister is a disgusting, curry eating lazy slob, the type of person the human race would not be proud of to have as the last of their species.

Actor:Craig Charles
First Episode:The End

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