2 Into 1
Mar 17, 2003
Strange notion some people have of how the telephone network
works.
I got a call from a gentleman saying he heard ringing
halfway through dialing a number on his phone.
I asked him for the number. (I've changed
the numbers to protect the innocent.)
Customer: "555 1234 224 5655. Its a local number."
Me: "I think you've got two number mixed up there. It's
too long to be a local number."
Customer: "But this is the number he gave me..."
Me: "Well, I think you should call directory enquiries
to get the number."
Customer: "Oh, I'm not PAYING to get it."
I had to explain to him that there was very little else
I could do. I am after all a faults operator, not directory
enquiries.
What Part Of "No" Don't You Understand
Apr 24, 2003
Why is it customers think that when I say "I cannot do that",
they think I'm just being lazy or difficult?
They ask for the withheld number that just called them,
I can't give it to them. "Oh surely you can."
"No I can't."
They ask for the name of the number they've given me. I
can't tell them, it's illegal. "Oh surely you can."
"No I can't!"
They ask for us to rewire their line through another part
of the network until their line is fixed. I can't do that.
"Oh surely you can."
"No I bloody can't!"
Think About It More Carefully
May 3, 2003
I really wish callers would think before asking questions.
The most annoying one is; "I lost a pound in this
phone box, can I get it back?"
What do they think I can do?
- It would cost BT too much in fees to transfer £1 to
their account.
- No-one carries their BT account number with them.
- I can't make the machine give you a pound back.
The most often asked follow up question is: "Can
you connect me?"
Just think about what you're asking. You're asking BT to
pick up the bill for connecting your call. If we did that,
we;d get thousands of fake phone box faults reported every
day to get free calls.
So, no, I'm not going to connect you.
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