One being that you want to be able to say that you viewed every nook and cranny on this site...
or..
The other being.. Well, in little words or less, YOU DON'T GET WHAT THE HELL WE ARE ABOUT.

I bet that you think that this theme camp is all about commercialism, commerce, and all the other crap that BMLLC frown upon. Well, I have news for you, sunshine.. We aren't..

This site, this camp, and everything that carries the Beaucoup Bucks Camp name, is a community based project giving a satirical look at NYC rich folks. I bet, since you are not living in the area, or have little to no inkling of what we're picking fun at, don't understand the concepts of an upscale nightclub, door bitches, velvet ropes, guest lists, dress codes to enter in a club, how to wear Prada, $100 bottles of champagne, little dogs wearing $500 collars with $800 leashes, etc. I bet when you watched the movie '54', you thought that it was a joke.. That there are no clubs such as Studio 54, where having money and looking a certain way is your ticket into a club or an event.. Well, guess what.. It's NOT!! It's as real as real is real. And that, my friend, is what we're making fun of.. Because, in our opinion, it's quite shallow as hell!

The whole concept behind the Chez Moi Da Moné, our lovely "exclusive" nightclub, is to be able to let ANYONE into the establishment. We want to give the patrons of our club the taste of life that everyone else that are able to attend an exclusive club as such have.. But with a twist.. You see, at the Chez Moi, you get to walk on the red carpet (emblazen with our BBC Logo), cross the velvet ropes and have one of our door bitches tip YOU money for coming into the establishment.. Now you may wonder.. Gee.. Why do I receive "money" to enter a club? Do I have to "pay" for drinks? Nope.. Instead, you get to burn the money, as you leave, screaming the name of the club as loud as you can (go on.. say it.. I know you can.. A little louder.. That's it.. Just like that Jerry McGuire movie!!).. For you see, this is a Chez Moi tradition.. Now how classy is that?

I could go on explaining about our other little "jokes", "rituals", events such as the Paparazzi Run or about the members of our group, but I think, by this point, you getting the joke and anticipating seeing what our next move will be. However, if you still don't get it, don't be afraid to send me an e-mail (link is below). Just know that, while I may laugh at you for still not getting the joke, I will help you to understand our little joke so that you can laugh too.

With Love,