Derek
"The big guy with the glasses right?"

Mary
"Oh...   how could I forget.  We met a couple of years ago.  He almost knocked me down at the Ashburton Not Quite Right store as we were both reaching for the last jar of Bacon and Corn spread in the Almost Out Of Date isle.
It was love at first sight.  Unfortunately it didn't last long since I wasn't allowed into the Laird or Club 80".

Daniel
"Tex who? 
Oh!  The big guy!  He hangs around my office occasionally.
He won't mind if I have a sip of his drink while he's in the toilet will he?"

Bob
"I'm Tex's local butcher in Ashburton.  Tex likes my meat.  I guess that's why he keeps coming back".

Sue
"Oh...  now there's a name I haven't heard for a while.  I was Tex's teacher in High School. 
We managed to hide our feelings for each other until after he left school.  It didn't last very long once he met those city people.
I still saw him occasionally afterwards.  He'd always give my melons a squeeze at Ashburton's Fruit Talk".

Cheryl
"I was working on the change rooms at Best and Less when I met Tex.
He certainly is a big boy".

Graeme
"Tex?  No.  I don't know who your talking about.
Oh..  the guy from Ashburton...  oh...  that Tex.
I've been to his place a couple of times.  We'll...  a couple of times a week.   Usually when he's not home.
The guy gets me totally hot.  I like to collect his trash before the truck comes and take it home. 
Oh god...  it feels so good all over.....  "