OAK's brain STOPPED working!
Hey, handsome, what happened?
MEWTWO used DECOMPRESS!
ADAM's CRUSH is DECOMPRESSING!
I love to watch those little bars fill up.
ADAM DECOMPRESSED too fast!
ADAM has the bends!
Argh! Losing...HP...someone...help...!
MEWTWO: No, I've had quite enough of your drivel. I think I'll let you die. Unless...
Unless what?
MEWTWO: Unless you become my slave...forever!
Doesn't sound so bad. Count me in!
MEWTWO used WINZIP!
ADAM is DECOMPRESSING at a normal rate!
Wow, thanks, pal. I'm afraid I'll have to pass on that slave thing, though.
MEWTWO doesn't think that's fair!
It doesn't matter what you think, I'm the hero of this story. In about two seconds an incredibly lucky event is going to save me from your clutches, just wait.
MEWTWO: That's the most ignorant thing I've ever heard! Foolish human, no one is here to save you--- what's that noise?
Wild EARTHQUAKE appeared!
CEILING collapsed!
CEILING crushed MEWTWO but mysteriously missed ADAM!
Right on schedule. You see, it pays to tip the narrator before every battle. How else do you think I've gone undefeated?
THE END!