Battle #11: The Shortest Battle Ever
Player Name: D'Ron Farfetch'd [2-0]
D'RON needs MONEY!
No I don't, I'm a bird!
Who's the narrator here, you or me?
Just because you're the narrator doesn't mean you can lie!
Tell your own story, then! You think this is easy?
Fine! I think I will!
ZAP!
Battle #12: Turnabout is Fair Play
Player Name: Narrator [No Record]
Zap? What the-- oh no! Get me out of here, D'Ron!
DOOMPUFF appeared!
Oh, sure, that's original. Can you stop fooling around now?
DOOMPUFF wants to fight!
That was so obvious. A Slowpoke could write better narration than this!
NARRATOR sent out GAMESHARK!
Ha! You didn't know I had that hidden away, did you?
GAMESHARK used CODE!
All of NARRATOR's items dissappeared!
That code was supposed to give me a Mewtwo, what happened?
DOOMPUFF used BITE!
NARRATOR was given RABIES!
Oh, this is all I need. I sure wish I could narrate my way out of this mess!
NARRATOR used NARRATE!
NARRATOR was cured of RABIES!
It looks like I've still got some of the old power left! That could be my one chance!
DOOMPUFF used NUCLEAR EXPLOSION!
Oh no you don't, D'Ron!
NARRATOR used NARRATE!
DOOMPUFF was a DUD!
DOOMPUFF died!
Okay, you had you're fun, but it's time to give me back my narration.
GAMESHARK used CODE!
Weird, I didn't even touch the thing...
NARRATOR was given a MISSING NO.!
Hey, thanks D'Ron! Looks like you came to your senses.
Go! YOURGAMEFILE!
Oh NO!! Don't do this!
MISSING NO. used DELETE on YOURGAMEFILE!
BILL's P.C. was DELETED!
Alright...alright D'Ron, I learned my lesson. Let me narrator again, and I promise to be fair.
D'RON doesn't beleive you!
D'RON likes being the NARRATOR!
Listen to me, the power of the narrator is much more complex than you think! It comes with many penalties, which only I am trained to deal with!
You must think D'RON is stupid!
Well, you do keep referring to yourself in the third person.
D'RON can't help it! D'RON like CAPS!
What are the PENALTIES?
You need to bribe Jason Ross every week, or he'll sue your pants off.
D'RON never heard of that before!
Also, your rank in the network reflects how much you pay. How else do you think Black Version beat Aqua that one week?
D'RON never realized JASON was so mean!
Remember Gold Version? Want to know what happened to it? Jason's lawyers, that's what!
D'RON doesn't want this job! NARRATOR can have it!
Okay, give it to me.
ZAP!
Battle #13: Back in the Flesh
Player Name: D'Ron Farfetch'd [2-1]
SUCKER!!
I suddenly feel very gullible.
Ha ha ha ha! What an IDIOT!
You're just a big liar, aren't you?
'Course I am, that's how I got this job!
OFFICER JENNY apeeared!
D'RON was arrested!
What??? What for?
Heh heh heh!
I should have known you were behind this...
I'm behind everything! That's why I love being the NARRATOR!
So what am I doing here?
OFFICER JENNY has fined you for ASSAULT & NARRATION!
Okay, I'll pay the stupid-- uh oh.
NARRATOR chuckles!
Can you guess what happens next?
I can't beleive it...
Want me to say it now?
Can't beleive I fell for such a lame trick...
D'RON sighs!
Okay, go ahead...
D'RON needs MONEY!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
You've hit an all-time low this time.
I called it though, didn't I? You shouldn't have argued with me.
I hate you.
OFFICER JENNY locked D'RON in PRISON!
I think you humilated me enough. Could you end this battle now?
You should have seen the look on your face!
Okay, enough. It's bad enough I gota spend the night in this dump.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
And...cut.