Battle #10: A Young Farfetch'd Leaves the Nest
Player name: D'Ron Farfetch'd [1-0]
Well, my mom is dead, the nest's a wreck, and there's an army of bloodthirsty worms looking to take revenge against me. Personally, I think I destroyed my life in record time. Time to leave.
Booted up an HM!
It contained FLY!
Teach FLY to a Pokemon?
What can I say? Yes.
D'RON learned FLY!
Now let's go to the map...Pallet Town...Viridian City...Cerulean City...Blue version? How did that get here? Better check it out.
D'RON used FLY!
I guess I landed in a forest, there's trees everywhere!
AMANDA appeared!
AMANDA: Welcome to Blue City!
This is a city? Am I in a park, or something?
AMANDA: You must be talking about the trees. Actually, the whole city is like this, we just can't stop them.
And you can't cut them down because...
AMANDA: We tried to cut them down, but you wouldn't beleive how tough they are! They defeated every trainer in one afternoon, then enslaved all forms of life here.
Bummer...sounds like you have an infestation of South-Peruvian Fighting Maples, the worst kind.
AMANDA: You know about these trees? How do we beat them?
Being a bird, I bear instinctive knowledge of any type of tree. As the Fighting Maple, the only way to temporarily stop them is to start a huge forest fire which is sure to kill thousonds of people horribly.
AMANDA: Isn't there a more permanent solution?
Well, no...unless you want to summon an Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom, but that would kill much more people than the fire.
TREE appeared!
AMANDA bows!
AMANDA: Master!
Hey there, tree.
TREE is angry!
Uh oh, I hope he didn't overhear my conspiratorial discussion with Amanda a few seconds ago...
TREE: Actually I was just wondering if anyone could pick these caterpies off my branches...by now that I know about this, I'll deal with the conspiracy too!
Me and my big beak...
TREE wants to fight!
Engarde! (I hope I spelled that right...)
TREE sent out AMANDA!
What? Amanda, say it ain't so!
AMANDA: Sorry, D'Ron, but I'm a slave to the trees.
AMANDA used DOUBLESLAP!
Sister! Daughter! Sister! Daughter!
D'RON used POTION on D'RON!
Don't fight me, Amanda, fight your oppresors! Stick it to the man!
AMANDA: Yes! I'll do the obvious, cliched thing that everyone expected!
AMANDA sent out CHARMANDER!
I wonder if it's even possible to send out a Pokemon after you were sent out yourself? Oh, forget it. Kill him!
CHARMANDER used FLAMETHROWER!
TREE fainted!
That fire looks like it's spreading pretty quickly. Those trees will all be gone soon...and most of Blue City, too, unfortunatly.
AMANDA: Thanks, D'Ron! I've learned an important lesson today...that slavery in any form is evil, and if thousonds of people must die horrible deaths to prevent it for a few short months...um...that didn't sound as heroic as I thought it would, but you get the idea.
One thing's for sure, your Charmander sure was inspired by it. He's demanding his freedom right now!
AMANDA: Um, allow me to amend my previous speech, and say that slavery is not evil where Pokemon is concerned.
Yeah Charmander, don't get any funny ideas! Heh heh heh! Well, I'm gonna take off, there's just too much fiery carnage in Blue Version for me. Bye!