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Battle #16: Unexpected Arrival Player Name: Captain Pete [0-1]
DIVISION of REDCOATS has PETE surrounded! I was jus' gonna borrow the royal treasury, guys! Honest! REDCOATS are aiming MUSKETS at PETE! Arr, it seems me years of piratin' have finally caught up with me. But I'm determined to face me end like a man! SOME LIMEY OFFICER: Any last words, Pistol Pete? Please don't kill me! Think of the gold I'll never steal! I don' wanna die in Bri'ain! PETE used BEG SHAMELESSLY! It failed! Ah well, so much fer dignity. Time for plan B... RUN!! Can't escape! Durn. Okay, ye can shoot now. SOME LIMEY OFFICER fired MUSKET! BULLET froze in mid-air! Arr, seems ta be a glitch in the Matrix or somethin'. BULLET is moving backward! SOME LIMEY OFFICER died! Now that's somethin' you don' see everyday. If I din' know better, I'd think the Time/Space Continuum was outta alignment or somethin'. A HOLE in the TIME/SPACE CONTINUUM has opened! Arr, this narration always makes me the fool. Still,it dave me a handy exit. PETE cautiously stepped into the HOLE! Me mum atways told me ta never dive headfirst into an unfamiliar parallel universe. The GROUND appeared! The GROUND is several hundred feet below PETE! Arr, hopefully this is the future an' I can land in a passin' hovertaxi. The GROUND is hurtling toward PETE! Arr! Too late! 'Tis the end of me! PETE landed on the GROUND! FIREBAT broke PETE's fall! D'RON appeared! D'RON: You saved my life! Yar, so i guess I saved both our lives then. Any cash donations ye'd like ta give me fer the service would be appreciated. It sure was a miraculous coincidence though, wasn't it? D'RON thinks there is something wrong with the TIME/SPACE CONTINUUM! Arr, I'm never gonna hear the end a' that, am I? NARRATOR laughs at PETE's STUPIDITY! FIREBAT is WAKING UP! I'm surprished he's still alive! I landed on him from five hun'nert feet up! If he's dead, I guess you would be too, but if that's what you want-- Nar, ferget I said anything! D'RON: That dude under you is immortal, Pete. He wants me dead for some reason, too. I'm getting out of here before he wakes up. Make a run...er, fly fer it. I'll hold this landlubber back for ye. D'RON says you will be killed! Yar, prob'ly, but I've been killed at least twice afore and it ain't slowed me down yet! D'RON flew away! FIREBAT woke up! Arr, it's jus' you an' me, now. FIREBAT has no idea what you mean! Don't matter! There needs ta be some fightin' here, else we couldn't call it a PokeBattle could we? FIREBAT wants to fight! I don' exactly got any weapons wit' me, but if ye put away yer flamethrower we could have a fair fight. FIREBAT: A fair fight? In a Poke Battle? Yar, where else? FIREBAT is LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY! PETE used PUNCH! It had no effect on enemy FIREBAT! FIREBAT used BODY SLAM! Oooff!! Get off'n me! PETE used NOVA BLAST! FIREBAT fainted! Whoa, I dunno how I did that, but it was sure cool! PETE gained 7,362 exp. points! PETE is now lvl. 28! Arr, and I be gettin' stronger, too! Soon I'll be invincible! PETE is trying to learn LEER! But, PETE already has 4 moves! Delete an attack to learn LEER? Nar, ferget it. I don' need that puny thing. Poof! Arr, I said nar! Stop! PETE forgot NOVA BLAST! Naaaaaaaaaaaarrrr!!!! And... Pete learned Psychic? PETE learned LEER! ARR!! Durn it!! I can't wait 'till I'm dead again, where i won't have to put up wit' this crap! PETE is FRUSTRATED! It hurt itself in it's frustration! Arr, I'm gonna find where that bird went to. Got away safely! |
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