This battle takes place after Battle #16. Read that first!
Battle #17: Lots O' Death!
Player Name: Explanation [1-1]
Looks like this story isn't in PokeBrawl format. I guess that means I shouldn't kill everyone I meet.
KERRIGAN appeared!
Like this woman with the wings, for instance. Shouldn't kill her, right?
KERRIGAN wants to fight!
Oh, what the hell. I'll kill her.
Go! EXPLANATION!
KERRIGAN sent out ULTRALISK!
Man, I hate being harrased by StarCraft charecters. This is like PokeBrawl #2 all over again.
ULTRALISK used TUSKS!
Oww, cut it out, ugly! I bet the Protoss don't do this crap.
EXPLANATION used VAPORIZE!
What a great attack! I've got to write a thank-you card to grandma for that TM!
KERRIGAN sent out KERRIGAN!
Ever seen an air molecule up close, witch? You're about to.
KERRIGAN used CLOAK!
Hmm...suddenly I can empathize with all those dudes the Predator slaughtered.
KERRIGAN ripped EXPLANATION's HEAD off!
EXPLANATION died!
I died?!? I thought I was the star of this battle!
Oops! What I meant to say was...
EXPLANATION used INFRA-RED GOGGLES!
Phew! That's more like it. Now where is she...
KERRIGAN used CHOKE!
Gack!...(I can't talk, I'm being strangled here!)...
EXPLANATION! Come back!
...Gasp! I withdrew myself just in time. Although how I did that I have no idea.
EXPLANATION is inside POKEBALL!
D'oh! I caught myself! Hey, let me out!
NOBODY can hear you!
Oh, that's right, I'm just a ball of free-floating energy right now. It's hard to talk without a mouth, or lungs, or a larynx or anything.
EXPLANATION needs to use the BATHROOM!
Oh terrific. On top of everything else, I've got this to deal with. I wonder how the Pokemon do it in here?
Go! EXPLANATION!
Who let me out? I don't see any--
KERIGAN used PUNCH!
Kerrigan, can't we fight to the death later? I really need to use the can!
KERRIGAN used KICK!
EXPLANATION was KICKED in the STOMACH!
Ooh...that didn't help my situation any...
EXPLANATION used WILLPOWER!
Hold it hold it hold it hold it hold it...
KERRIGAN: Any last words?
Please...I don't want to die with soiled pants.
KERRIGAN: Don't you even want to know why I'm killing you?
Nah, I killed plenty of people for no reason at all. I can hardly blame you, really.
KERRIGAN: You mean...you don't despise me?
No, in fact I find you kind of attractive.
KERRIGAN: That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me! You've reminded me that life is a beautiful, wonderful thing that shouldn't be snuffed out at a whim. I'm going to reform from myy evil ways and build a new life, spreading love and mercy to all I meet.
Gee, that's great. Could you take a step to the left?
KERRIGAN: Huh? Okay, sure.
KERRIGAN stepped on a SPIDER MINE!
KERRIGAN died!
Ha ha ha! What a feeb! Now if I could only find an outhouse in the next ten seconds...
D'RON and PETE appeared!
Captain pete? Isn't he dead?
Aside from an extreme case of scurvy and several prosthetic body parts, PETE is fine!
Whatever, I need a toilet quick! Pete, where's your latrines?
D'RON ripped EXPLANATION's HEAD off!
EXPLANATION died!
Dammit Narration, could you please stop killing me?
Sorry, I'm just trying to stay true to the battle's title.
Ugh...I feel horrible...
D'RON: Could you please help us? There's this guy that wants me dead, y'see...
Aaahh! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY SHOW ME A BATHROOM!!!!!!
WILLPOWER is weakening!
Hull breach imminent... must.. dump... plasma... core... AAAARRGH!
Notice: The following 9 lines of the story are too graphic and disgusting for anyone to read, so they have been removed. You'll thank me.
Aaahh, what a relief! Now that I've got that cleaned up, I can deal with you two. What did you want again?
D'RON: This guy Firebat wants me dead, and I heard you are the only one to survive a battle with him. Besides me and Pete, I mean. Want to help us?
Help? Not my forte, but what the heck. I'll give it a shot.
EXPLANATION joined D'RON!
Is the battle over now?
Yup, all over!
Do we have a clever ending written yet?
Let me check...no, looks like it just end here.
Well, screw the readers then. I'm out.