Battle #4: World's Greatest
Player Name: Adam [4-0]
Hey! What happened to the red text?
The RED TEXT is on vacation!
I am the YELLOW TEXT!
I've no time to chat with a narration. Today is the Pokerade! A parade of all 151 Pokemon through the streets of Viridian City. And, at the end of the Poke-march comes the Championship Float. And, on top of the float is the world's greatest Pokemon trainer. And, after the Pokrade he accepts challenges from any trainers that want to fight him. And, I'm going to beat him and become the world's greatest Pokemon Trainer! Really!
Ever thought of becoming a narrator?
No way! Pokemon are in my blood, man! It's a serious medical condition.
ADAM arrived at the POKERADE!
Oh, cool, the band's playing Game Boy songs. Hey, i love this one! It goes: Doop da-deep boop beep da-doo-deep.
The CHAMPIONSHIP FLOAT approaches!
There he is, the best trainer on the planet. Pokedex, compute my chances of beating him.
POKEDEX ERR: SYNTAX
1. Quit
2. Goto
I can't beleive I paid a hundred bucks for this lousy graphing Pokedex.
ULTIMO has won his first match!
Uh oh, the fighting started. I'd better get a number.
Now serving: 27
Whoa, that's me! Ultimo toasted 26 trainers in two seconds!
ULTIMO: Will you hurry up? I've got to cash this check before the bank closes.
Wow, you mean you actually get money for this job? I thought all Pokemon Trainers were vagabonds and hobos!
ULTIMO: Maybe the rest of you are, but I've got a big contract with Nike. Have you ever heard of my Pokemon Training shoe, the Air Ultimo?
No...but I did see a shirt with a picture of you slam dunking a Jigglypuff.
ULTIMO: Yup, that was me! Well, enough jaw flappin', i'm a busy man.
ULTIMO wants to fight!
Sic him up, 'kachu!
PokeBallTM is empty!
Uh oh, which one of these things did I put Pikachu in? I knew I should've labeled these. The last time I saw Pikachu he was laying in his bed this morning, curled up and...oh, no! I forgot him!
ULTIMO: No Pokemon, no battle. I'm out of here.
Wait! I just remeber, I've got another Pokemon, sitting right in that store. I'll get him!
ADAM entered MODELL'S!
ADAM bought AIR ULTIMOS!
ADAM exited MODELLS!
Here it is! It's a...Shoeduo. Very rare. I would show you the Pokedex info on it, but, y'know...syntax error.
Go! AIR ULTIMOS!
Uh, did I mention my finger slipped when I was naming Shoeduo?
ULTIMO sent out SNORLAX!
Stomp it, Shoeduo!
AIR ULTIMOS are loafing around!
Loafers? I thought they were sneakers!*
AIR ULTIMOS used FOOT ODOR on SNORLAX!
SNORLAX is fast asleep!
No, you dope! The last thing I want is to put Snorlax to sleep!
AIR ULTIMOS used TONGUE INFLATORS!
It inflate's someone's tounge?
AIR ULTIMOS are getting pumped up!
Oh, I get it. I suppose if I put them on I could jump really high now.
ULTIMO withdrew SNORLAX!
ULTIMO sent out ALAKAZAM!
Yipe! I think I'm a goner.
ALAKAZAM use MIND BLAST!
It had no effect on AIR ULTIMOS!
I should have realized, a lifeless pair of sneakers have no brain to fry.
ULTIMO withdrew ALAKAZAM!
Ready to give in yet?
ULTIMO sent out MACHAMP!
Take out that Pokemon, Shoeduo!
AIR ULTIMOS is loafing around!
AIR ULTIMOS used DANCE!
I should've known better than to use a shoe as a Pokemon.
MACHAMP used BODY SLAM!
AIR ULTIMOS fainted!
I lost?? That isn't supposed to happen, I'm the protagonist, dammit!
ULTIMO crossed the street!
ULTIMO was killed by a speeding HUMM-VEE!
Watch out for that...oh, I guess you're aware of it now.
CROWD gathers!
RANDOM CROWD MEMBER: Hey, that guy killed Ultimo!
Not me, it was the Hummer!
ANOTHER DUDE: Oh, that's what happened? We thought you killed him in a Pokemon match.
Heeeeyy....come to think of it, that's just what happened! I'm the new Pokemon Champ! (Suckers!)
*CAUTION: Dangerously unfunny pun.