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Battle #9: Worms Armageddon Player Name: D'Ron Farfetch'd [No Record]
MOTHER BIRD pushed D'RON out of the NEST! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! A JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE appeared! Oh good, some helpful Native Americans are here to put me back in my nest! DEATH got out! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! DEATH put D'RON back in the NEST! Really? Oh, uh...thanks, I guess. The JEEP CHEROKEE. How will it change your perspective? Wow, I survived! I survived Death! I can't wait to sell tmy story to the Enquirer. MOTHER BIRD left to find some WORMS! Don't forget to regurgitate some for me later, mom, thanks! WORM used BAZOOKA! MOTHER BIRD died! I guess the Jeep didn't change Death's perspective for long. What happened? WORM: I happened, you scum! Uh oh, the worms have taken up arms! WORM: That's right, we worms are tired of being eaten by your kind! Armageddon is here! You want to fight? Fine! You won't be breaking the food chain while I'm around! WORM wants to fight! Go! D'RON! I'm going to squish you like a worm!...oh wait, that wasn't as clever as I thought... D'RON used STOMP! Missed! WORM: Chew on this! First the Firebat, now this...I think the webmaster needs some help with charecter ideas. WORM used BANANA BOMB! D'RON ate it! It was alright, but the exploding clusters are a bad aftertaste. D'RON used PECK! I'll bite you in two! WORM split into two WORMS! WORM 1: You cannot stop us! WORM 2: You cannot stop-- hey, I was gonna say that! Get evolved, you worthless sub-species! WORM 2 used AIR STRIKE! I wonder how they fly the planes without hands or eyes or anything. Critical Hit! D'RON used POTION! WORM used HOMING PIGEON! Apparently you didn't know that all birds are sworn to protect each other! Your dynamite-laced pigeon is useless! HOMING PIGEON changed direction! HOMING PIGEON exploded! WORMS died! And so, our short and pointless battle comes to an end. Send your complaints to MST3K4ever@aol.com. Now I've got to hustle over to Battle #10. |
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