Hey, I had nothing to do with this!
He lies! Joe is the one who brought you here!
Okay, Mr. Clean, you just mopped your last floor.
JOE sent out DE-EVOLUTION SPRAY!
The jokes on you, Mr. Clean doesn't even have a beard!
DE-EVOLUTION used DE-EVOLVE!
AUTOMATIC PICTOLE de-evolved into PISTOL!
No! He turned it into one of those dumpy 18th century pistols!
JOE used PUNCH!
It's not very effective...
Man, I gotta start working out.
*Sniff sniff* I...I recognize that smell! It's tiberium! The de-evolution spray is full of tiberium!
What?!? I've been exposed to this stuff for months!
Bad for you...
AAARRGGGHH!!!!!
JOE spontaniously combusted!
A VISCEROID crawled out of JOE's remains!
So that's a visceroid?
Yeah.
Doesn't look much like a Zerg.
Well could you kill it before it kills us?
Fire it up!
FIREBAT used FLAMETHROWER!
VISCEROID died!
At least you can use a flamethrower without killing yourself. My troops never got the hang of it.
You should see what it does to human flesh.
FIREBAT used FLAMETHROWER!
KANE died!
Oh...now that I think of it, that guy was probably my only hope of getting out of this place.
Ding Ding Ding Ding!
EXPLANATION was beamed in!
Alright, buddy, stick 'em up! You're gonna get me out of this dump, right...now.
Well, you can only get out by winning...or dying. And since I'm the defending champion, I get the last chance to take you down!
EXPLANATION threw out SCYTHER!
Aaaah! Hydralisk at 12 o'clock! Kill it!
FIREBAT used FLAMETHROWER!
Scyther! Kill!
SCYTHER used SLASH!
Critical hit!
Urg!!! Medic!
FIREBAT used GRENADE!
Stashed it in his belt! Run, Scyther! Get out of there!!
It's super effective!
SCYTHER died!
I'm starting to wish I brought along more Pokemon..or maybe a couple Guardians.
Too late now, you oddly named traitor! The penalty for your treason shall be the same as for all Infested Terrans!
Community service, I'm hoping...
Death!
Why am I not surprised? Better question, why am I not running away as fast as I can?
EXPLANATION used RUN!
EXPLANATION got away safely!
Don't try to escape me! I'll hunt you to the ends of the universe!...or the ends of the map, at least!
But you won, FIREBAT! You can leave now!
No, I can't go now! I have to apprehend that traitor, the fate of the Terran army may depend on it! There's a Brood War on, y'know!
Don't be so melodramatic. You have a battle to fight, remember?
Wait!!
FIREBAT was beamed away!