PokeBrawl! #2
Current Champion: Explanation
CAPTAIN PETE was beamed in!
Arr? Where be my trust crew?
EMPORER SLOTH was beamed in!
Oh no, now where am I?
Sweet blinkin' Blackbeard! Is yar some kinder king?
Well, I was. Ruled the whole world for a while, there.
Betcher got paid quite a bit with that job, yar?
You kidding me? I had so much money it took a crack team of accountants three weeks just to estimate how long it would take to count it all!
CAPTAIN PETE wants to fight!
Thanks fer tellin' me, ye bloated barnicle! Now, put up yer fuzzy dukes, we be fightin' fer that gold!
Perhaps, you don't understand, I don't rule the world now, you see...
Don'tcha try ta fool me crafty self! Now, fight!
CAPTAIN PETE used PISTOL!
Missed!
Durn!! I hope some body invents a more acc'rate hand cannon soon! Or at least one that holds more'n one shot!
POKEMAN was beamed in!
Hey, weren't you here before?
Oops, you're right!
POKEMAN was beamed out!
Arr, reload faster, ye blasted blaster! Arr, what's next? Powder...ramrod...arr, this is slow!
KANE was beamed in!
Saved! Almighty Nod has saved me! Those GDI upstarts almost vaporized me with an ion cannon!
Say, are you a world-conquering despot?
Yes, I am! How did you know?
I saw your picture in Tyrants Monthly! I subscribe.
I love that magazine! It's been great for my publicity, you know. I've gotten all kinds of interns from them; future dictators that want to learn the trade.
Durn pistol! Hell with you!
CAPTAIN PETE threw away PISTOL!
CAPTAIN PETE took out SABRE!
I'll gutcher open!
Uh, Kane...little help...
KANE used AUTOMATIC PISTOL!
Arright, I finally got a leg wound! Now I can get that peg leg I've always wanted!
SABRE used HACK!
CAPTAIN PETE was HACKED to lvl. 50!
Arr! This dagflabbed sword's made me a durn cheater!
Watch out, Sloth! He's much more powerful now! I'll have to take him down fast!
KANE used AUTOMATC PISTOL!
Arr!!!! Ye punctured me wooden heart!
CAPTAIN PETE died!
You're really good at this, Kane. Can I join the Brotherhood? Teach me to be all the dictator I can be!
Sure thing. Did I mention I'm very paranoid?
So what?
So I kill all my apprentices before they can do the same to me.
KANE used AUTOMATIC PISTOL!
EMPORER SLOTH died!
Oh good, I'm winning. I'll be back to commandering and conquering in no time.
FIREBAT was beamed in!
Let's burn!
Nice flamethrower.
Thanks. Seen any Zergs around?
Um, I don't know. Is that anything like a visceroid?
JOE was beamed in!
What about you? Seen any Zergs?
Firebat? Sounds like a Spider-Man villain.
So...no Zergs, huh? Then I better get out of here, I was in the middle of a battle and those Siege Tanks need someone to give 'em cover.
Siege Tanks, eh? That gives me a good idea for my new artillery unit...
Whoever you people are, know that you will be just two burned husks if you don't return to my unit, right now.
Hey, I had nothing to do with this!
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