Austin: "This sort of thing aintmy bag baby."
Austin: "Oh, behave."
Austin: "That aint no woman. It's a man, man."
Austin: "I'm just trying to get a rise out of you, that's all. For shits and giggles."
Dr. Evil: "Alright guard begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism."
Austin: "When you see this jet a rock'n, don't come a nock'n baby."
Dr. Evil: "I want chicken, I want liver. Meowmix, meowmix please deliver."
Dr. Evil: "Throw me a fricken bone here. I'm the boss, need the info."
Dr. Evil: "I'm going to place them in an easily escapable situation. Involving an over elaberate and exotic death."
Austin: "How did this get in here? Somebody's playing a prank on me. Honestly it's not mine."
Alotta: "How dare you break wind before me."
Austin: "I'm sorry baby I didn't know it was your turn."
Yes they are in this movie.
Beavis: "Check it out Butt-Head this chick has three boobs"
Butt-Head: "How many butts does she have?"
Scott: "I like animals, maybe I'd be a vet."
Dr. Evil: "An evil vet?"
Scott: "No, maybe work in a petting zoo."
Dr. Evil: "An evil petting zoo?"
Scott: "You always do that."
O'Brien: "They're always after me lucky charms." (laughing) "What, why does everyone always laugh when I say that? They are after my lucky charms."
Dr. Evil: "That makes me angry. and when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. Biggelsworth gets upset. And when Mr. Biggelsworth gets upset . . people DIE!""
Basil: "The cold war is over."
Austin: "Well, finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes eh, eh comrades, eh."
Basil: " Austin we won."
Austin: "Oh, groovy, smashing, ya capitalism."
Number Two: "This is my Italian confidential secratary. Her name is Alotta, Alotta Fagina."
Austin: "Come again?"
Alotta: "Alotta Fagina."
Austin: "I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was Alotta . . nevermind."
Dr. Evil: "Heres the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransom for . . ONE MILLION DOLLARS! . . . "
