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Martha Stewart: Headline News
Martha Stewart seems to be making huge headlines all over the media these days.

Just a few of Martha Stewart's lesser promoted news bytes follow. Enjoy!



Martha Stewart Named Newest Spice Girl: "Wasabi" Spice
Martha Stewart 
Newest Spice Girl: Wasabi Spice


Busta Rhymes Dedicates Newest Rap to Martha Stewart

Martha Rhymes "I got Martha Stewart's name in my Rolodex.
Woo hah! Got you all in check/

We weed the garden, then we go have sex.
Woo hah! Got you all in check/

I season the pesto while she holds the Tec.
W00 hah! Got you all in check/

We put basil on our blunts in the back of my Lex.
Woo hah! Got you all in check."



Martha Stewart Achieves Official Status as American Icon

Martha Stewart
Adds Herself to
Mt. Rushmore
During Recent
Broadcast of
"Martha Stewart
Living"

Mount Martha Liberty? Martha Stewart
Okays Plans for
Latest Facelift to
Statue of Liberty

Martha Stewart
Adds Her Special Little Touches
to Newest
US Currency Revision

Martha Stewart: Real $3-bill



Martha Stewart Named Official Spokes-Person For National Watermelon Board
Melon head

(Looks like something finally shut her up)



Martha Stewart Recently Linked with Fabio
Martha Linked Fabio

Martha commented, "I Just Can't Believe It's Not Better"



Martha Stewart "Does Lunch" with Bill Clinton.
Bill's SaxBill's Cookin' w/MarthaGo Martha!

Martha Stewart: First to Censures President Bill Clinton
(Click for the indepth report)



Martha Stewart Revealed as Head Juror at Seinfeld Trial
Martha offs Seinfeld

Could any media phenomenon really be bigger than Martha Stewart?
You be the judge.




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