ENGLISH: A UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

In a hotel in Tokyo:
Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing please not to read notice.

In another hotel room in Japan:
Please to bathe inside the tub.

In the lobby of a hotel in Bucharest:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In an elevator in Leipzig:
Do not enter the lift backwards and only when lit up.

A hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 AM daily.

A menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

Inside a tailor-shop in Zimbabwe:
Order your summer suit, because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

A sign in Schwarzwald, Germany:
Is strictly forbidden on our camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

An advertisement in a newspaper, written by a dentist in Hong Kong:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

In the window of a Swedish fur-coat shop:
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.

Label on a box containing a toy made in Hong Kong:
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life

A ticket office in Copenhagen airport:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.

In a Norwegian cocktail bar:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

A zoo in Budapest:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

In a medical health care station in Rome:
Specialists in woman and other diseases.

A Japanese manual about the hotel's air conditioning system:
Cools and heats. If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.




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