This is the section of the paper where I'll feature humorous things such as jokes, funny phrases or anything old thing I find that makes me laugh. Hopefully, you'll laugh along with me!
*smile*

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7/18/98

Isn't it unnerving that what doctors
do is called "practice"?

Thanks J. Wilhelm!

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6/21/98

Goofy Signs (just read it!)

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5/30/98

English: The Universal Language

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4/26/98

THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES

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4/19/98

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

Okay, so that's a little corny. Sorry, I didn't have anything
better for this week's funny.

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4/9/98

Men are like fish. Neither would get into
trouble if they kept their mouths shut! *L*

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3/29/98

What's the speed of dark?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?

Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.

If at first you don't succeed, erase all evidence that you tried.

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3/22/98

The term "housing developement" has been defined as "a place
where they cut down all the trees and name the streets after them."

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3/15/98

If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving is not for you.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder.

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3/8/98

Seen on a bumper sticker: "Not tonight dear, I have a modem."

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