On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service:
Able to Do the Worst Possible Job
In a New York jewelry store:
Genuine Faux Pearls
In a Kansas City oculist's office:
Broken lenses duplicated here
In a Boston fast-food parking lot:
Parking for Drive-through Customers Only
Billboard on Florida highway:
If You Can't Read, We Can Help
On the Triborough Bridge in New York:
In Event of Air Attack, Drive Off Bridge
On a Lockhart, Texas, gas station and mini-mart:
We're out of Rolaids, but we've got gas
At the basketball court in a Gastonton, NC, YMCA:
Anyone caught hanging from the rim will be suspended.
On a Rapid City store:
Give That Bride a Good Case of Worms or Other Fine Bait
In a Grand Rapids restaurant:
Half baked chicken
In a Dayton barbershop:
During vacation of owner, a competent hair stylist will be here
On a Jacksonville, Florida, bookstore:
Rare, out-of-print, and nonexistent books
On a library in Marlboro, New Hampshire, honoring Robert Frost:
Frost Free Library