ALARMS.WAV  
OH OH.  TWO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT ALARMS IN ONE DAY!

ENEMA.WAV
HELP HELP!  I'M BEING REPRESSED!

URBANITE.WAV
WHAT'S A DAZZLING URBANITE LIKE YOU DOING IN A RUSTIC SETTING LIKE THIS?

ENEMA.WAV
THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA

BUTTON.WAV
DEDICATED TO ANYONE WHO'S EVER HAD TO ANSWER A CALL LIGHT.

POWRTART.WAV  
YOU STRIDENT POWER-MAD TART!

PATHPATS.WAV  
THE PATH OF MY LIFE IS STREWN WITH COW PATS FROM THE DEVIL'S OWN SATANIC HERD!

REPEAT.WAV  
UM, CAN YOU REPEAT THE PART OF THE STUFF WHERE YOU SAID ALL ABOUT THE UH, THINGS?

TEST.WAV  
THIS IS A TEST OF SOME KIND, ISN'T IT?

REFUSE.WAV
YOU REFUSE? VERY WELL - YOU SHALL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!

FAIR.WAV
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WRONG - I'M FIGHTING FAIR!

ALIVE.WAV  
THEN WHAT ARE YOU?  ALIVE.  EVERYTHING ELSE IS NEGOTIABLE.

ASSPRINT.WAV  
I MEAN IF I DIED, THE ONLY WAY PEOPLE WOULD EVEN KNOW THAT I WAS HERE WOULD BE BY THE ASSPRINT ON THIS CHAIR!

SUCKED.WAV  
TO FIGHT MY DEMONIC URGES I POPPED A BUTTERRUM LIFESAVER AND SUCKED AWAY LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW!

COMMITTED.WAV  
SHE SEEMS VERY COMMITTED.  SHE OUGHT TO BE COMMITTED.

ASKMUCH.WAV  
I DON'T ASK MUCH FROM YOU, GIRL!

CHNGMIND.WAV  
SURE YOU WON'T CHANGE YOUR MIND?   IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE ONE I HAVE?

SCARY.WAV
WHAT I NEED IS SOMETHING SO SCARY IT'LL CLEAR 300 SQUARE MILES OF EVERY LIVING CHRISTIAN SOUL.

CURSE.WAV  
IT'S MY GIFT.  IT'S MY CURSE.

DIARY.WAV  
OH THIS IS A "DEAR DIARY" MOMENT!

NEWJERS.WAV
WE'RE NOT INSANE!  WE'RE FROM NEW JERSEY!

HELP.WAV
HELP ME! HELP ME!

COPING.WAV  
I MEAN I'M NOT RUNNING AROUND WITH THE WIND IN MY HAIR THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC FINE, BUT I'M COPING.

DRNKWHAT.WAV  
I WAS THINKING OF THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF SOCRATES WHO SAID, "I DRANK WHAT?"

FOOLISH.WAV  
WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING FOOLISH, HAVE WE?

FESTFOOL.WAV  
THE FESTIVAL OF FOOLS!

OLDHAT.WAV  
YOU'LL DO WHAT?  MAKE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL?  OLD HAT, DEAR.

FESTER.WAV  
I'VE BEEN LETTING THINGS FESTER.   I DON'T LIKE IT.  I WANNA BE FESTER-FREE!

GETBY.WAV  
PINKY, WITH MY GENIUS, AND YOUR, KNOWING A GENIUS, WE'LL GET BY.

LESSON.WAV  
YOU TRIED YOUR BEST AND YOU FAILED MISERABLY; THE LESSON IS, NEVER TRY.

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