Have you ever...

Yes No	1. Walked down the middle of the road in prom dress/tux?
Yes No	2. Barked at strangers?
Yes No	3. Chased cars like a raptor?
Yes No	4. Rode the pony at the supermarket while screaming yee-haw?
Yes No	5. Mooned more than 100 people at a time
Yes No	6. Did lord of the dance on the beach?
Yes No	7. Tripped someone in the street?
Yes No	8. Gone swimming in the Delaware River.
Yes No	9. Gotten picked up by three gay guys on the road?
Yes No	10. Beeped and waved at everyone you see?
Yes No	11. Rode the subway alone at night?
Yes No	12. Had a conversation with yourself?
Yes No	13. Stolen a road sign?
Yes No	14. Pole vaulted?
Yes No	15. Practiced your Baywatch audition?
Yes No	16. Said you were going to stick your thumb up a tiger's butt in public?(You have to see south park episode 218 to understand)
Yes No	17. Burped the alphabet?
Yes No	18. Shown a flying squirrel?(If you don't know don't ask)
Yes No	19. Rode a tart cart and played the part?
Yes No	20. Stuck your butt out of a moonroof?
Yes No	21. Put raw booty on a public toilet(no toilet paper)?
Yes No	22. Thrown coleslaw 14 floors down?
Yes No	23. Done the merengue in Spanish class?
Yes No	24. Driven through a ghetto wearing a Burger King ® hat and blasting the Backstreet Boys?
Yes No	25. Eaten sushi?
Yes No	26. Created a nickname for your member?
Yes No	27. Pretended you're crocodile hunter?
Yes No	28. Gone in Mickey D's playpen?
Yes No	29. Stroked your nipple in public?
Yes No	30. Ran down the street in your underwear with sparklers on New Years?
Yes No	31. Talked like a chinese person to a telemarketer?
Yes No	32. Told a telemarketer your problems?
Yes No	33. Downloaded a file with a guy getting flung into a horse's ass onto your school's network?(Or the like)
Yes No	34. Driven at night with no lights?
Yes No	35. Pretended you're gay?
Yes No	36. Driven at twice the speed limit? (45 or greater)
Yes No	37. Given yourself a swirlie?
Yes No	38. Colored your hair?
Yes No	39. Intercepted a pass in someone's elses football game at beach/park etc..?
Yes No	40. Smacked the rump of someone you didn't know?
Yes No	41. Made odd noises in a public restroom on purpose?
Yes No	42. Driven to NY because you were bored?
Yes No	43. Streaked?
Yes No	44. Walked in the snow naked or bathing suit?
Yes No	45. Gone swimming in 43o water?
Yes No	46. Made animal noises really loud in public?
Yes No	47. Pantsed someone in public?
Yes No	48. Made an anatomically correct sand sculpture snowman?
Yes No	49. Been buried in the sand?
Yes No	50. Been a front door?(If your a skilled traveler you know)
Yes No	51. Been skim boarding in a hurricane?
Yes No	52. Dressed like a member of the opposite sex in front of 100 people or more?
Yes No	53. Screamed at strangers?
Yes No	54. Had to lose 17 pounds?
Yes No	55. Posted your butt on the internet?