Hillary is SOOO cuddly!
for some ungodly reason, Hillary requested we display a pineapple on her page.
Hillary is SOOO cuddly!
for some ungodly reason, Hillary requested we display a pineapple on her page.
STATSA dedicated fan and friend, this lovely vision is now a very devoted cast member! She's never performed before (since she joined during our non-performing period), but we have visions of half-clad Hillary dancing in our heads to keep us going... and coming.....!
Hillary
Birthdate: the "shy scorp who is afraid to make the move" - she breaks every stereotype!
Sexual orientation: Bi! Bi bi bi!!! Bi!!!
Status: ??
Email: mommacrack@hotmail.com
Roles: shoutmaster, free hugs, crack
Cast status: veteran audience member
Her title in Technical Difficulties is "fluff girl" - the tease who gets the cast going backstage! In or out of a theatre, her duties include feeling all of the hairy legs wearing fishnets and subtly encouraging the few remaining hetero females to change their ways...
latest news - Hillary is a travelin' woman, seeing the world as a humanitarian volunteer... we always suspected her charm, dedication, perseverence, adventurousness, and intelligence would get her somewhere.
What a waste of boobs. Hopefully she's still showing them off... somewhere...
