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Yeah, yeah, we know what you're all thinking... "but, Mr. Technical Difficulties, Sir, if you don't have a PERFORMANCE, then how can you have a CAST?" To that we say: Shut up. We're a cast. Really. We are.
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GIRLS
Angela - Janet; Columbia
April - Janet; Magenta
Dana - Janet; Columbia
Gatsby - backstage; Trixie; Columbia; Frank; pre-show
Hillary - "Fluff Girl"; shoutmaster; breasts
Morghan - shoutmaster, breasts
Sarah - shoutmaster; breastsBOYS
Airik - Madonna
Anthony - shoutmaster; parties
Aristides - backstage; costumes; Frank
David - shoutmaster; Dr. Scott
Ian - shoutmaster; Brad; Rocky; pre-show
Jason Bryson - Shoutmaster; Criminologist; Brad
Joseph - security; reluctant Brad, Rocky, and lingerie contestant
Mr. Happy - Janet; Magenta; Criminologist
Nathan - "Cabana Boy;" Rocky hopeful
Nobodey -security; shoutmaster; Criminologist; Brad
Phantom - shoutmaster; Frank; Criminologist
Steve - BradLEGENDS
These are those special cast and audience members that we simply can't forget.. some of them are no longer regulars, others still make the occasional brief appearance.. and others became instant icons through bizarre outfits, charisma, or simply never leaving us alone. A bit of motherly nostlagia, if you will:Armand - Our Denny's waiter; krusty
Brian - (M.I.A.) Rocky; Brad; Frank; Bubbles; slut
Cris - cast founder; Trixie; Frank
Dania - (M.I.A.) Trixie; Magenta
Duncan - shoutmaster; great hair
Glenn - (M.I.A.) Eddie
Frederique - shoutmaster; breasts (moved to Texas)
Holly (Harley Quinn) - Janet, nudity, and more nudity. And Janet.
Jason - (M.I.A.) Riff Raff
Mr. Spikey - shoutmaster, lingerie genius, gravity-defying hair
Patty - Our Denny's waitress; honorary cast member (Patty is still working at Denny's)
Ray Burden - D.J.; shoutmaster
Ray Erickson - (M.I.A.) shoutmaster; "Man in Black"
Roxanne - shoutmaster; nudity
Star - (M.I.A.) Magenta; very very large breasts
Todd - lovin' the ladies; "Mongoose" (Todd exploded.)
Our old Legends Page