Those Crazy Greeks!

Here's Steve, our Brad...

He has the tightest buns ever, and incredibly muscular thighs...sha-boing-boing!

STATS
Steve
AKA: His real first name is Asterios.. he's 100% Greek
Sexual orientation: Straight.
Status: Taken, damnit.
Email: Ponti6000@aol.com
Roles: Brad, almost exclusively (he is quite good)
Cast status: veteran performer

Completely unafraid to wear Little Cat's deadly zebra man panties (must be a Greek thing), Steve is shown here bustin' a move on Lingerie Night! He's also captivated our audiences with revealing g-strings and other bizzarre penis-containment methods.
He's into great cars and loud music! If your Bible is the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, then perhaps you should seek him out and discuss religion.
With an ass as tight as his, it's a damn shame he's straight... at least according to the boys at our show. The girls couldn't be happier! And amazingly enough, despite his swarthy European good looks, he's NOT AN ASSHOLE!! He just plays one at our show! Steve is a gentle, soft-spoken, chivalrous, gentleman's gentleman... so, wanna fight for him? We'll provide the kiddie pool and jello!

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