Desi Love Letter

Dearest ______ ,
I have a confeson to make. I luv u sooooo much. I just luw to stare at your beautiful face all day long. Everyday I thank God for making Vicco Turmeric Ayurvedic Cream, "Ttchyachi raksha kare, ayurvedic cream" because without it your skin would not have that lovely scent of sandalwood or that lovely wheat colored complexion just like a fresh baked roti. You are such a delicious specimin of a woman. Your lips are like nice, pink, sveet jilebi. Sometimes I vant to bite off your nose because it reminds me of a scrumptious looking pakora. Smelling your hair reminds of the days vhen I was back in the motherland and my mother used to rub coconut thel in my hair before I vould go to sleep. Vould you like to frolic vith me in the meadows? I vill let you be Madhuri if you vill let me be Salman. We can dance around and if it rains, it vill be even better because then it vill be truly Hindi style with my already tight jeans clinging to my skinny legs and your sari stuck to your plump stomach. But remember, no hanky panky. At least not yet. Sometimes I imagine vhat it vould be like if you were not in my life. But then I can smell the curry powder on your breath and I know you will be in my lifeforewer! I luwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you wery wery much. Don't ewer porget. You are my little samosa and I am your chutney. You are my chicken curry and I am your nan. You are my idli and I am your sambar. You are my mango and I am your lassie. Please accept this as a statement of my undying luw for u forever and ever and ever.

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