The good life


Sure, we all want to think that the '80s were all excitement. We were always riding standup Jet-Skis, hanging out in Miami Beach, cheering for the Bears, eating caviar, and watching Robbie Knievel jump the fountains at Caesar's Palace on his CR500. But, in reality, life back then was much like today, except about 300 times better. These are special topics of interest from the decade that could kick all of the other decade's asses put together. That's a lot of shitholes!
What is YOUR favorite '80s star up to? VideoDiscs were forgotten even more quickly than Betamax, even though D.C. Cab was available on the format. Find out why. They took away much of our '80s TV. Now it's their turn to pay. (picture taken from the Knob Creek Machine Gun Shoot) To be '80s, you gotta look '80s. That's where the hair comes in. More Hair=More Metal "The '80s was just a very cool time for music, man" -- Jon Schaffer. Damn right. Eagle Snacks fought the good fight, and lost Hear 'N Aid Kicks Some "We are the World" Ass Brilliant Satire or Dogshit? ALBUM REVIEW: Helloween "Walls of Jericho" Everybody has seen the "You Might be a Child of the '80s" e-mail. Find out why it sucks. The D.A.R.E. Page Didn't get to go through D.A.R.E.? Here's your chance. D.A.R.E. Goes Ghetto '80s are drawing nearer, on leather steeds they ride. They've come to take your life!