Look at me! I'm at the Arcade.

Video games were pioneered in the late seventies. For the first time in history, people were able to dump a quarter into a 6'x3' box and make a block move around which would hopefully make other blocks move around. Remember the games that looked like a table and you had to sit in a chair to play (I think they were called cocktail cabinets)? They need to start making those again!

I know a chick that looks like Ms. Pac-Man. She's fat.

I'm going to open up a late '70s-style pizza joint. Here's the formula: Orange fiberglass booths, mahogany Formica tables, mood lighting, tinted windows, a neon "open" sign, a jukebox full of Ted Nugent, and most importantly, a Pac-Man machine. It's going to be awesome!

I need this game. I also need an '82 Camaro built like a rally car.

Gorgar will eat you! Gorgar!

DEMOLITION DERBY!

Yet another reason that Night of the Living '80s is the best website in town:  My arcade game.

 

Don't you know that you are a '70s car? - Bad Company

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