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QUOTATIONS
This is a page of random and nonsensical quotes that I found.

If you have any quotes you would like to submit, e-mail me at:

mpc11@aol.com

QUOTATIONS
If half a duck can lay half an egg in half a day, then how long does it take for a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a pickle?
---Jason Snoddon

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue.
---Unknown

If our knees bent the other way...what would a chair look like?
---Unknown

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.   That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes, too.
---Unknown

Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip a man's heart out through his wallet.
            ---Robin Williams

In some parts of the world, people still pray in the streets.   In this country they are called pedestrians.
---Unknown

I'm lost.  I'm going to find myself.  If I return before I get back, please ask me to wait.
            ---L. Lionel Kendrick

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.  Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
---Groucho Marx submitted by Charlznull

What's another word for Thesaurus?"
---Anonymous

May the rear of the camel smile on your face and spiders bark at your grave.
---Walt Rohrer

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