Act III Scene II

Resting on my Hardy Laurels

MacDavis :

Dear, come over here and take a look

It is MacDonald, that big schnook

He has gathered quite a crowd

they all are swearing, right out loud

What the hell's he doing there

He isn't going anywhere

They all seem to be walking horses

Around and around in circular courses

I wonder why it is they linger

Ha! the Porter just gave him the finger

Oh Look the Porter has set them straight

They're headed for the exit gate

You idiot, are you loose a screw?

Don't you see what they are trying to do?

They'll meet MacFudd and form a band

to topple our new-built Graceland.

It will be long ere they attack

MacDonald can not find his way back

So before they wage a war anew

There are some things I have to do

I got the men you asked me to scrounge

They are waiting for you in the lounge

My liege, the news they have is great

They are willing to work for just half-rate

Let no one hear of my great elation

Else I get in trouble with immigration

And now good men, I will you see

But first, try some of this candy

this fare is good without a doubt

but it's nothing to phone home about

Ask him Ollie, what he wants us to do

I haven't eaten for a week or two

I'm sure the wage is gentlemanly

So stop pestering me so, Stanley

I'm sorry Ollie,but I'd rather pass

if it involves another pane of glass

Fear not there is nothing that will fall through

This is what I have planned for you.......

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