Act IV Scene IV

Mock the Knife

MacDonald :

Finally! after all that wait

I hate it when the bus is so late

I don't know why you make such a fuss

I told you to call the damned telebus

Just make sure to get both of us a seat

I don't want to stand the whole way on my feet

The ride to MacDavis' white castle is long

to kill the time, let's sing a song

Maybe we can persuade MacBain and El Kabong

To play something traditional so we can sing along

I agree, that will be fun

Let's all sing everyone

Remind me to take a note of his name

so I can stick him in oil and set it aflame

I vasn't expekting the attentshun you know

but chust in caze, I brought my banjo

The singing I fear will be worse than you've heard

because none of my people know the right words

Dis iz a Bobby MacDarrin song

if it makez you MacHappy den please sing along

I don't know all da vords all right

but I tink it iz calt MacTonight

[ singing ]

Oh dat shark bait, makes my teeth hurt

And Quality's a disgraze

That speshul sauce at oooold MacD's babe

welllllll, it's only mayonaisse

You know in zat shark bait

Zere's no beef babe

Zo you vonder, vhy zey care

To puuut Hairnets

on those MacD's babes

So there's never, never a trace of hair

Now on the heat rack

Sundae morning uh-huh

Lies an order, just growing cold

Someone's spitting

on the burgers

Could that one be getting sold?

Dere's MacNuggets huh-huh

down in da fwiew don't ya know

fat and MSG just a dwipping on down

Oh dat sawduzt is chust,

itz dere for da meat dear

Friz'll giv you hivez, oh

Mac he's such a klown

Nowja hear bout the MacRib?

Its onlllly spam babe

all-a coated up in barbecue sauce

And that MacLean

Tastes just like dog food

Could it cause me to my cookies toss?

New MacTurkey Platter

MacSushi coffee

ooh MacCalamari

and Macmacaroons

Oh and swime fowms on da shakes babe

Now dat MacD's opens soon

New MacTurkey Platter

MacSushi coffee

ooh MacCalamari

and Macmacaroons

Oh and slime forms on the shakes babe

Now that MacD's, opens sooooooooooooooooooon

Look owt old MacD's bak!

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