Act V Scene I

Spot the Brain Cell

MacDoctor :

You're lucky the queen lives between these walls

I do not like making castle-calls

Follow the trail of MacDonald's wrappers

She's down the hall using the crapper

Look she's walking to where we stand

using a napkin on her hand

Yet here's some sauce and here's some more

MacSipad must buy more napkins at the store

Out damned sauce, get out again

I hate washing mustard stains

the colour seems to want to last

I hope my MacOrder's ready fast

one two, why it's time to fix the clock

Take this ax when you knock off Dunkin's block

What's that you say, a soldier and afeared?

no more nooky till you shave that awful beard

The lady is definitely insane

the fever has spread to her brain

You should not heed MacDavis' wife

I don't want to hear her private life

That damned mustard stain is here to stay

Unless I buy cleaning fluids from Amway

I fear there is not enough Mr. MacClean

to return my carpet's brilliant sheen

Alas I fear it's such a drag

to throw out such a pretty shag

to throw it out would be a loss

I must cover it and soon daresay

with cosmetics from Mary MacKaye

Now what did you kill Bankroll for?

His Resse's pieces I adore

There's more knocking in my head

Let me lie down in my bed

To bed to bed perchance to sleep

and hope I can my food down keep

MacDoctor :

After having to sit through that scene

I myself am turning a sickly green

She has surely said more than she should

and eaten more of MacD's food than I would

After this I hope that I better

not have to clean up after her

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