Act V Scene II

My Three Puns

MacDavis (Segment 22) Act V Scene II My Three Puns MacDonald :

Our attack, I fear no further it goes

I'm afraid we're all out of tomatoes

So then here it is that our campaign stalls

I'd forgotten the height of his castle walls

To come so far and only to lose

I haven't been this teed-off since St. Andrew's

And now I am forced to swallow my pride

If only we could get a man inside

What we need is a man like MacGyver

That would be me sir, holding your driver

Never have I greeted a man so gladly

as now I greet my very own caddy

Tell me all that you can

Do you have a clever plan?

I've been working with the man who does your balls

My gynecologist does not make castle-calls

Your GOLF balls sir, if you're in a hurry

then you should listen to the scientist MacMurray

What I have here may look just like blubber

But it's something new that I call flubber

It's just the thing you need to use

Let me apply some to your shoes

I tink dat it haz a vunny smell

It looks like turdz, can't you tell?

Try MacSipad first, It is my preference

Is it safe? Please give me your assurance

Worry no more about your life's endurance

I also sell Double Indemnity Life Insurance

A little flubber is all you need

to jump the castle at full speed

Do some simple jumps at first

Just in case it turns for worse

No, it's fine look how it bounces!

Five hundred Bucks for just two ounces

Dat wud bwing me bettew wuck

When I battwe Scwooge MacDuck

MacDavis is so videly hated

It's time zat he vas terminated

Killing MacDavis seems so rude

It's not to be for that evil dude

Everyone hates MacDavis' face

What do you say we trash this place

HuhhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuhHUH

ahahahhahahahahahahah

Into the air MacSipad flings

It's almost as if he has grown wings

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