Act V Scene III

Care for a MacTossed salad?

MacDavis :

Hey is this my play or what?

All my lines most unseemly cut

I really think that I should know

why my last scene was an act ago

Where is the minstrel I commissioned for a song

I could sing of my wife? How's it coming along?

Call MacManus to come near

Don't scream I am right here

I hope you'll sing this to your dear

I'll play it now so you can hear

[Singing]

Miss MacBeth has a gollywog she chucks under the chin

and she whispers to it tenderly,then sticks it on a pin

And it might be coincidence but a boy down the lane

That she said "went white as he could do", then doubled over in pain

That song gives me a horrible fright

but it sure sounds like her all right

That's good enough , I think it will do

[Window breaks]

Hark what break yonder window through?

Aha! my countrymen and other in-laws

have found a supply of food to toss

Ow! why MacDonald that lousy prick

now they're throwing cans of KLIK

So that's what in his MacRib goes

My wife was eating one of those

[RRRRAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFF]

Is that sound from some Star Wars wookies?

The Queen my lord has tossed her cookies

I don't wish to change the sheets in that bed

Sorry, my liege I'm afraid that she's dead

An irony that in both worlds

food of some kind is being hurled

Tomatoes and tomatoes and tomatoes

Tossed at me in these my salad days

without parsley sage rosemary or thyme

Out, Out, beef lover,

you wont find any there

It's a sore payer who frets when he finds

MacD's serves poor fare

It is a sale, sold by an idiot

filled with empty calories but

nutritionally nothing, if I may so rhyme

With all these vegetables that I'm vexed

I wonder what they will throw next

there is still a way that you can win......

whooooooooooooooooaaaaaa

: D'oh! my flunky has landed on been

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