Act V Scene IV

Up Up and Away

MacSipad :

Stand fast villian and face my discord

You know you really should have brought a sword

I know I should have planned my attack

Can you wait here? I'll be right baccccccccccccck [Dies]

He was certainly easy to beat

So, MacSipad is made of meat

No Swords, No service, check the door

What do you think the rule's for?

Send your best you silly twits

I shall carve them into bits

Look at that here comes another

I'll send him to be with his brother

And yet they send more men for me to wreck

Just like bit part Security men on Star Trek

And here's a man yet again

Lo, I am slain

Should we rethink our plan of attack

MacDavis keeps throwing their severed heads back

If only we could throw Tonya Harding

How about if we make MacBain here sing

I'm afraid we have flubber for only one more

You go I have to get meelk at za ztore

That's all right I'm glad that it is me

If I beat him, we'll sell the film rights to Disney

Hell Hound do not turn your back

Face now my big MacAttack!

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