001 / 1.01 Pilot
Tim transforms their dishwasher into a "man's dishwasher."
Jill doesn't get a job she thought she would.
002 / 1.02 Mow Better Blues
Tim "improves" the lawnmower. Mark breaks Tim's torque wrench
003 / 1.03 Off Sides
Tim forgets about his night out with Jill and doesn't have
a baby-sitter, so Jill hires a magician to come and he gets
locked inside his trunk
004 / 1.04 Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof
While installing his new satelite dish, Tim becomes jaelous of
Jill's job seminar teacher, who came over on a Saturday to
help her with her resume.
005 / 1.05 Wild Kingdom
Tim's scared of a snake that's in the Taylor's basement
006 / 1.06 Adventures in Fine Dining
Tim trys to teach the boys table manners
007 / 1.07 Nothing More Than Feelings
Tim embaresses Jill on "Tool Time" by announcing that she
drove her car with the oil light on & drools in her sleep
008 / 1.08 Flying Sauces
The K&B Construction guys are invited on Tool Time to show how
to make hot gourmet meals while on the job site; Brad & Randy
tell Mark they, along with Tim and Jill, are aliens
009 / 1.09 Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble
Tim redesigns his & Jill's bathroom; Brad wears his hair in
spikes to impress Jennifer.
010 / 1.10 Reach Out and Teach Someone
Tim does a specail "Tool Time" to teach women basic plumbing
011 / 1.11 Look Who's Not Talking
Jill is afraid to give a speech, so Tim dresses himself and
Mark as women to help her. He also promises to clean the house,
but ends up rewiring the vacuum cleaner, which almost sucks
up Mark.
012 / 1.12 Yule Better Watch Out
Tim's rotating Santa on his roof nearly beats him up; Brad and
Randy tell Mark that Santa's dead
013 / 1.13 Up Your Alley
The Taylors spend a "family night" at the bowling alley
014 / 1.14 For Whom the Belch Tolls
AKA: Hasta La Vista, Neighbor
Tim's old college friend, Stu, shows up and ends up insulting
him and Jill and bleching with the boys
015 / 1.15 Forever Jung
Tim has to put up with Jill's friend, Karen's, remarks about
his behavior; Jill teaches Brad how to dance "old"
016 / 1.16 Jill's Birthday
Tim tries to figure out what to give Jill that she doesn't
have to plug in; Brad and Randy need money for her gift and
meke Mark pay a little brother tax
017 / 1.17 What About Bob?
Tim is upset that he'll be competing in a "Stump the Tool Man"
contest with Bob Vila, who knows way more than him; Randy teases
Curtis, who he thinks is a geek and Jill makes him apologize
018 / 1.18 Baby, It's Cold Outside
AKA: Camp Taylor
Tim plans a romantic Valentine's Day Weekend for him and Jill,
but Mr. Binford wants them to try out the new camping gear
019 / 1.19 Unchained Malady
Tim has bad luck when he throws away a chain letter Al warned
him not to; Randy takes a dare and breaks his bike
020 / 1.20 Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor
Tim is sure Jill never told him about a fund raiser she says she
did three times. Brad and Randy try to get Mark to chew a worm
to feed to the birds
021 / 1.21 A Battle of Wheels
Tim is upset when Jill wants to put her pottery wheel in
the garage with the hot rod; When he upsets Al on "Tool Time,"
Tim lets him host for a day
022 / 1.22 Luck Be a Taylor Tonight
During a "man's poker game," Charlie and his wife, Robin,
arrive fighting, they have to try to make up
023 / 1.23 Al's Fair in Love and War
Tim tells Al not to be so sensitive around Gretta, and he ends
up upsetting her; Jill wonders why Brad acts so differently
around Jennifer
024 / 1.24 Stereo-Typical
When a speaker blows up, Tim talks Jill into letting him replace
it, but ends up with a new entertainment center. On Tool Time,
Tim invites Janeen Rae Heller and the K&B Construction
guys to play music with tools.
025 / 2.01 Read My Hips
Jill's upset when Tim phones him and she flirts with him and he
doesn't pick it up; Brad wonders in Jennifer wants to kiss him
026 / 2.02 Rites & Wrongs of Passage
When Brad pulls several pranks, Tim turns to Wilson to find out
what's wrong. He tells him that Tim must help Brad step into
manhood
027 / 2.03 Overactive Glance
Jill and Karen make a bet as to how long Tim can go without
looking at another woman. Tim helps Randy improve at football;
028 / 2.04 Groin Pains
Tim pulls his groin muscle trying to impress Jill by lifting a
heavy box. Randy plays Peter Pan in the school play
029 / 2.05 Heavy Meddle
When Tim invites the guys over to help him put in the engine,
Jill trys to fix up Karen and Dave; The boys have problems
with the McGurn brothers
030 / 2.06 The Haunting of the Taylor House
It's Halloween and Brad and Jennifer are suppossed to dress in
matching costumes, but she dresses like Danny (Rider Strong),
and Brad doesn't know what he did wrong; Tim and Jill deicide
to scare the crap out of Danny in Tim's "Catacomb of Terror."
031 / 2.07 Roomie for Improvement
When Mark gets the chicken pox, Tim has to stay with Al, where
they watch old movies of Al's childhood; Mario and Michael
Andretti guest on "Tool Time."
032 / 2.08 May the Best Man Win
Tim is upset when Maureen Biford becomes the new producer of
"Tool Time" and changes Tim's plans for the project house; Jill
gets a job at "Detroit Insider" magazine
033 / 2.09 Where There's a Will, There's a Way
Tim doesn't want to rewrite his and Jill's will, but she does.
When Mark overhears Tim talking to Wilson about it, he's afraid
Tim is going to die
034 / 2.10 Let's Did Lunch
Dave tells Tim that he needs to have Tim say they had lunch
together yesterday so Karen won't find out he was with
another woman. The McGurns make Mark "The Mudman" and they
want revenge.
035 / 2.11 Abandoned Family
When Jill gets busy at work and Tim has to take over the
household, Jill worries that his methods won't work; Maureen
wants to create a new "Tool Time" segment featuring Al
036 / 2.12 I'm Scheming of a White Christmas
Brad and Randy keep half the money they're collecting
for charity; Maureen books "The Manhatten Transfer" instead of
the barking dogs that Tim wanted to sing. Al gets stuck in a
chimney
037 / 2.13 Bell Bottom Blues
Tim wants Jill to get rid of her old clothes and she lets him
create a high-tech closet complete with remote control;
Brad doesn't want Tim to hug him anymore
038 / 2.14 Howard's End
Brad accidently overheats Jennifer's fish and he and Randy look
for another one; Tim and Jill argue over who owns what and why;
039 / 2.15 Love is a Many Splintered Thing
Randy is going to preform a vantriloqist act at school, but
his lips move and he doesn't have a dummy, so Tim solves the
problem. Jill thinks she and Tim aren't compatible.
040 / 2.16 Dances With Tools
For their anniversary, Tim gets them ballroom dancing
lessons, but injures the teacher; On "Tool Time," Tim is given
a "Certificate of Appreciation" for promoting safety at home and
on the job, much to Al's dismay.
041 / 2.17 You're Driving Me Crazy, You're Driving Me Nuts
Tim won't ask for directions when he and Jill get lost going
to Shiela's wedding.
042 / 2.18 Bye, Bye Birdie
Tim tries to get rid of an annoying woodpecker; Brad and Jennifer
break up
043 / 2.19 Karate or Not, Here I Come
Tim and Jill agree to sign up Mark for one sport and he picks
karate. Jill gets into a fight with the mother of a boy that was
picking on Mark.
044 / 2.20 Shooting Three to Make Tutu
Jill wants Tim to make Mark to the ballet because she's too
busy, but he talks Mark into going to a Pistons game after half
an hour. Brad and Randy smoke one of Tim's cigars while
they're alone.
045 / 2.21 Much Ado About Nana
Jill's mother comes to visit and Jill's upset when Nana gives
her a tea set instead of the antique clock she wanted, but
won't talk to her about it.
046 / 2.22 Ex Marks the Spot
Tim and Al run into Tim's ex-girlfriend, Stacey, whom he never
actually broke up with
047 / 2.23 To Build or Not to Build
For Mother's Day, Tim has the boys each build Jill something,
but Randy's not very good at it and Tim won't let him stop.
048 / 2.24 Birth of a Hot Rod
Tim tries to get the engine on his hot rod to start, but it won't.
Jill calls a repairman when Tim won't fix the small things and
he gets angry. But Gus the repairman helps Tim with the engine
049 / 2.25 The Great Race
Bob Vila is voted favorite "Tool Time" guest, even though Tim
deliberatly left him off the ballot. When Bob tells Tim about
the lawnmower race he's planning, Tim challenges Bob; Brad
and Randy tell Mark they'll let him play with them if he
passes "the test."
050 / 3.01 Maybe, Baby
Jill’s sister, Carol, is having a baby girl and Jill wishes she
had a little girl
051 / 3.02 Aisle See You in My Dreams
On Al’s 35th birthday, Jill sets him up with the sister of
a coworker; Randy and Brad write to Mark pretending to be Isiah
Thomas.
052 / 3.03 This Joke's for You
While installing an intercom, Tim overhears Randy talking to
one of his friends about Tim, calling him a goofball.
Brad wants to read "David Copperfield" to impress Jennifer.
053 / 3.04 A Sew, Sew Evening
When trying to get rid of his annoying new neighor, Joe, Tim
gives him the impression that Jill is drinking. Brad signs up
for Home Ec. to meet girls.
054 / 3.05 Arrivederci, Binford
Tim won't express his grief over the death of Mr. Binford,
who was like a father to him.
055 / 3.06 Crazy for You
For Halloween, Jill decides to get back at Tim by having her
friend, Marie, pretend to be Rose, a fan of "Tool Time,"
and having Wilson freak him out about the behavior of obsessed
fans.
056 / 3.07 Blow Up
When Marie reminds Tim to get a photo of Jill blown up to be
signed for the library fundraiser dinner, he grabs her
driver license picture- which is a horrible photo of her
057 / 3.08 Be True to Your Tool
Tim is upset when Wes Davidson, the new head of Binford,
wants him to promote a poor quality tool on "Tool Time," or
he'll lose his job
058 / 3.09 Dollars and Sense
When cashing in savings bonds to invest in baseball cards, the
boys by a valuable toy race car instead and damage it. Tim
falls trough a Port-A-Potty on " 'Tool Time' On Location"
059 / 3.10 A Frozen Moment
Tim and Jill disagree over the photo for thier annual Christmas
card. Tim shows off "The Man's Bathroom" on "Tool Time"
060 / 3.11 Feud for Thought
Jill wants to go to her 20th high school class reunion,
although she doesn't want to see her old friend, Joanie,
who stole her boyfriend 20 years ago. Al has his hands full
baby-sitting the boys.
061 / 3.12 'Twas the Blight Before Christmas
Tim is confused about how Doc Johnson always has up on his
roof exactly what Tim was going to put up right before him.
Brad was to go skiing over Christmas with a friend's family.
062 / 3.13 Slip Sleddin' Away
When Tim soups up Randy's sled by his request, Randy sprains
his wrist.
063 / 3.14 Dream On
Al is upset that Ilene had a dream about Tim and feels he's
not man enough for her.
064 / 3.15 Reel Men
Tim accompanies Al to a ice fishing shanty he wants to buy and
falls through the ice.
065 / 3.16 The Colonel
Jill's father, an Army colonel, comes to visit and has them
read his book. Jill has trouble trying to tell him it was boring.
066 / 3.17 Room for Change
When Brad complains about his lack of privacy, Tim decides to
move Mark in with Randy and Brad into Mark's room, against
Jill's approval
067 / 3.18 The Eve of Construction
When "Tool Time" helps out with "Habitat for Humanity,"
Tim won't let Jill help, so she joins Al's team with other women
068 / 3.19 Too Many Cooks
Al fills in for Irma on "Cooking With Irma" with Tim assisting.
Randy wants to meet Beth, a girl whose picture he's been
staring at.
069 / 3.20 It Was the Best of Tims, It Was the Worst of Tims
Jill is upset when Tim charms all the women at the baby shower
she throws, but won't be charming with her.
070 / 3.21 Fifth Anniversary
Tim show "The Man's Kitchen" on "Tool Time," and blows the
budget for the show. So, for thier 5th anniversary, we see a
tape of the first "Tool Time."
071 / 3.22 Swing Time
For Mother's Day, Tim wants to dig up the swingset and give
Jill a hot tub. But he finds out how much the swingset
means to them.
072 / 3.23 What You See is What You Get
Jill brings home a computer program that can change a person's
looks and is hurt when Tim changes her.
073 / 3.24 Reality Bytes
Randy finds a single message board on his computer and
pretends to be 32 and talks with 25- year old Molly. But then
she shows up for a surprise visit. The crew from the "Endeaver"
spave shuttle guest on "Tool Time."
074 / 3.25 The Great Race II
Tim's angry when Bob Vila makes more money than he does in a
"Tool Man" auction, so he challenges Bob to a hot rod race, even
though his isn't finished yet.
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