Just who are the Oliverettes you ask? A motley pirate crew? Loyal followers of the Dread Pirate Thomas, King of the Pirates? Power Ranger fans who follow the exploits of a certain technicolor Ranger? Or just a group of hormonal women? All of the above actually, and much more. :)
We be those quick of wit and sharp of tongue. We be those with terrible memories, but the ability to hold a nasty grudge. We be those with violent tempers and short fuses.
We be the Dread Pirate Thomas’ crew, notoriously wicked in defense of our King. And woe be to anyone who crosses us. As me matey QuesTails says, “We do not bash with impunity. The Oliverettes are fair; all are bashed equally.”
Here be just some of our adventures. Abandon hope all ye who enter here. Heh hehe...
We ride and never worry about the fall The urge to run, the restlessness
I guess that's just the cowboy in us all
The heart of stone I sometimes get
The things I've done for foolish pride
The me that's never satisfied
The face that's in the mirror when I don't like what I see
I guess that's just the cowboy in me