The news that will never get old...[-or interesting...-]

30/6/97 Jerry And Shoshana NOT!

30/5/97,17/6/97 Well, I haven't updated this in a loooooooooooooong time..., BUT, [-since the seasons r over, I dont need 2 DO THAT alot...-]
Anyway, here, right below [-DOH!-] r this season's (1996/1997) highlights...[-Sounded like a part of the Emmy's thing...(so Im not THAT good in english...)-]

5/6/97 Muldar got married, but not 2 Scully !!

17/6/97 A new network in europe - from next year...

date by day/month/year

30/6/97 The around 40 year old Jerry Seinfeld and the 19 Shoshana Levinstein(?) broke up...
Jerry is now being seen 'comfording' at his secritary...<>BR
17/6/97 Ok... a new network will operate in all of europe, staring next year. It'll b called Shalom Tv, and it'll broadcast in hebrew, english, and french.
They exepect 2 have at least 50,000 subscribers atfter 1 year of action..., so if u wanna know if they will b successful, check out this site next year ....
30/5/97,17/6/97 Highlihgts: Bruce willis delivered Jamie's and Paul's baby, 90210's Donna had sex, BUT the show aint over as I wrote once..., 1 of the Nany characters died, Jay leno had a 5 years anniversery, Kelly bundy got married, The x files had a 3 parts chapter that will continue next season, and more (sorry, I dunno more..., but I'll keep it updates)
Btw- 3 GOOD SUCCESFUL SHOWZ were canceled: Savannah, The single Guy, and Married with children.
Seinfeld and Beverly Hills 90210, continues from the same reason: MONEY.
Melrose place's Sidney died, and alot of old actors left this season, like Jake, Sidney, Jane, and Kimberly (their actors ofcource....)
David Duchovny got married 2 Thia Leony from the naked truth
[-Yes, that push-up braw user, we all "learned" 2 love...-], both their managers, denied [-SO ??-],(-) so the naked truth is out there.
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If u answered yes 2 all the questions the click here [-and if not, click anyway, please...-]
28/3/97 - Donna will lose her Virginity at the end of this 90210 season (that is probably the last 1 !) 2....
[-Take a really really wild guess who...-] David ! [-well who else ?-], a few more things that will happen in the end of this following seasom:
Kelly will get pregnent [-Bet u expected more, huh ?-]
28/3/97 - Kelly Bundy will get married !!!, yes in the end of mwc's corrent season, Kelly (that wont listen 2 Al) will get married
2 a loser, a new charactor in the show...
28/3/97 - George Costanza (Seinfeld), will not be only in "Seinfeld" ut also in... "Only George", since seinfeld is such a success and the cast wants out,
He can demand alot (C the Seienfeld-wage-thing 2 stuff B.low) so Jason Alexander demanded...a new show... that will start in 2 seasons !!
19/3/97 - A thing that doesnt make sence: U all (probably) know that Family Matters is a daughter show of Perfect Strangers...
(Harriet was the elevetor operator in the Chigago Chronicle), and Steve "Did I do that" Urquel(??) was Step By Step's mark science project partner,
And since Codie really likes 2 watch "Full house" Steve can also watch "Full house" (Confused people:The charactor, not actor Jaleel white)
Ok ?, now Jessie and Mishell(??) from "Full house" were guests in "Hangin' with Mr. Cooper" (as the charactors that is...) Steve could have watched them on Tv...
So how come Mark Cooper made a Steve Urquel(??) Joke ???????????????????? [-If ur confused, never mind....-]
18/3/97 - David Duchovny was rescently on The Larry Sanders show,
in which he tells him he fell inlove with Larry...
Seinfeld was thinking of finishing the show now..., BUT since NBC is making so much money out of it
(more then 150,000,000$ per season) so mayB there will b a Ra^ise, not jst a double Sallery 4 jerry (million$ per chapter)
But doubling 4 all of the cast, that will make (if they'll continue the next season) 1/2million$ per chapter !, EXPENSIVe ?
YES, but still profitable (alot) 4 NBC ...
The national inquierer, will have its own talk show on Tv !, yes 1 of the most Big Tabloids ever
Will b aired, Hard Copy watch your back !!!
John Ryhs Davis, will leave Sliders when the 3rd season will end...
From what I read of he's tired of being 2nd 2 the hero of the show..., Quin mallory
2 bad huh ???, but at least his last chapter will b a 2 hour special...focusing on him...
And now, 'The codie file', Yes the story behind Sasha Mitchel out-of-step-by-step,
Courtesey of Alejandro Alemán, the homesteader of Hollywood4876
and 1 of GeoCities' homestedears of the year nomanies.
- September 95-- Sasha Mitchell is accused of Domestic Violence when he abuses
  his wife. As a result he was given three years' probation and
  ordered to perform community service and attend counseling
  classes for spouse abusers.
- January 96-- He stop performing community service and attending classes and he
  decided that he would not resume neither of them. A judge decided
  then to put him in jail for one month. Warner Bros. asked to let
  him out to work on the sitcom, so he could go out for certain hours
  certain days to work on the show.
- Feb. to March 96-- Everything seem great. Sasha seem to have stop abusing
  his wife.
- April 96-- Mitchell resumes to hit his wife and he is take again to court..
- May 2 96-- Mitchell is sentence to 60 days of jail, this time he could not go
  out and work on the show (this is when he was kicked off).
- Mid-June 96-- He is freed when everyone beleives he would not abused his wife
  anymore.
- August 10 96-- Sasha runaways to Tenessee and an arrest warrant is issue because
  he could not got out of the LA area. He denies to go back to LA.
- August 26 96-- He is captured in his Tenessee farm and he is sentenced to 7
  months of jail.
- Feb 7 97-- Mitchell got an early release and is now at days free, however he
  would NOT go back to the show...
Gilian anderson (The x-files), is now filming a new movie with Sharon stone...
when she will finish that movie, she'll start the filiming of The x-files movie, yes there will B 1 !!!!
Melrose Place !, Heather Laqulier(?) said that her but is flat and she uses small pillows in MP !!!
That was in an interview that your investigating reporter, whom couragously read in the paper (actually a small article about the interview...)
Another thing, roumers of Courtney Thorn smith (alison) is about 2 b kicked out...(yes same article...)

Did u ever wonder how would Merry tesh and John Heart from ET look like ?
Well they will look like THIS:

That Head2Head picture, my brother made...
If U wanna check out the real picture click here

emabsy, and lorimar were bought by movies production companys (columbia,wb),2 control the Tv side of hollywood...

Suzzane summers 1st procuct promotion,was the thie master, the most selling product in its field (infomercials or something...).

kramer, Seinfeld's WaCkIeSt neighbor, is based on a REAL person from new-york (named kramer...),
that has now bacame a tourist guide, and he shows new-york in his own karamery way..., [-Your Heroic reporter, ALSO read in the paper that...-]
people r charmed from the fact that there is a real kramer [-Like alot of people said, and will say-], good for buisness...

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