10. Homicide: Life on the
Street: Keeps Improving with age.
Location: NBC, Fridays at 10 EST. Syndicated on Lifetime.
Show Type: Drama
Genre: Crime and Punishment
Synopsis: The cops arrest em, no matter how gritty.
Has it spawned imitators?: Has led the way in making cop shows more intense.
Would NBC deem it "Must See"?: Hardly. Not for mass consumption.
Character you won’t see anywhere else: The show is still looking for that
standout it lacks since Andre Braugher left.
Apocalyptic Sign: Robin Williams guest stars.
Things only a fan would know: Tony Fauntana, head writer, also pens HBO’s
OZ.
Strengths: Hard hitting stories, gripping performances, subject matter, social
demise.
Weaknesses: Doesn’t pander to anyone, Braugher’s departure leaves
little star power.
How often I watch: Couple of times a season.
Ranking Reasoning: Along with Law and Order, becoming the
top cop shows on television. Will never get the commerical acclaim of other shows simply
because the show doesn’t want it. Instead, Homicide tells the story in its own way
and is all the better for it. Once consistently overlooked, now a critical darling.
9. Everybody Loves Raymond: The
funniest non-animated family on TV
Location: CBS, Mondays at 9 EST.
Show Type: Comedy
Genre: The classic Family sitcom
Synopsis: A Brooklyn man’s family gives him fits, and keeps the rest of us
in stiches.
Has it spawned imitators?: It is the imitator. Think Roseanne, Seinfeld, Home
Improvement…
Would NBC deem it "Must See"?: The ideal Must See TV. So why is it on
CBS?
Character you won’t see anywhere else: Robert, the big brother who’s
gruff but loveable.
Apocalyptic Sign: They don’t quibble.
Things only a fan would know: The Show is produced by Letterman's World-Wide
Pants Company.
Strengths: Exceptional chemistry, Romano’s timing, inventive scripts.
Weaknesses: Family sitcom familiar territory, can’t beat MNF, but comes
close.
How often I watch: A couple of times.
Ranking Reasoning: Constantly voted (along with NewsRadio)
as the most under-rated shows on TV. And while it hasn’t won any major awards, it has
carved itself a sizeable following and holds its own against Football and Ally. The magic lies in the cast’s ablility to mine
laughs simply by glaring at each other. Most likely successor to Most Dominant Sitcom on
TV once Friends retires.
8. King of the Hill: It’s
great, I tell ya’ whut.
Location: FOX, Tuesdays at 8 EST.
Show Type: Comedy
Genre: Animated Family
Synopsis: A propane salesman and his middle class family live and learn in Texas.
Has it spawned imitators?: It’s success helped spawn The PJs.
Would NBC deem it "Must See"?: It sports family values and isn’t
set in New York. They’d hate it.
Character you won’t see anywhere else: All are intriguing. But
Boomhauer’s ramblings stand out.
Apocalyptic Sign: If Dale is right, it’s here already.
Things only a fan would know: The Arlen clan cameoed on The
Simpsons last year.
Strengths: Pedigree (Mike Judge and Greg Daniels), inventive stories, only show
to champion what is considered "normal"
Weaknesses: killer time slot, animation turns off some viewers, comparisons to
Beavis & Butthead.
How often I watch: Every week.
Ranking Reasoning: Up until this season, King of the Hill was on the fast track to
becoming the heir to The Simpsons throne. And while the show has not suffered creatively
this year, the move to Tuesday has resulted in a hemorrhage of viewers. Hank is an
original: All-American values, but extremely introverted about all things private. One of
the only shows where the cut of a man’s lawn tells more about him than the one-liners
he spouts. Here’s hoping FOX can get viewers to watch again.
7. Party of Five: Made stars of Neve and Jennifer
Location: FOX, Wednesdays at 9 EST. Syndicated on Lifetime.
Show Type: Drama
Genre: Family in Crisis
Synopsis: Hard luck orphans find new ways to struggle through life.
Has it spawned imitators?: no.
Would NBC deem it "Must See"?: no. This gang isn’t upbeat enough.
Character you won’t see anywhere else: Charlie. Has one human being been
through more?
Apocalyptic Sign: The episode starts.
Things only a fan would know: How many times Charlie has shaved.
Strengths: Young cast, continual trauma, FOX’s patience when ratings were
awful.
Weaknesses: Sometimes too depressing to watch. Hewitt’s departure will cost
viewers.
How often I watch: Once.
Ranking Reasoning: Crisis brings the family together. That must mean that the
Salingers are the tightest-knit family in America. No show has mined more from crises than
this clan. The intervention episode and Charlie’s cancer battle were landmark
episodes that brought out raw emotion. For a show that was at one time the lowest rated on
TV, it has survived and shined.
6. ER: No Longer Breakneck, but
still Riveting
Location: NBC, Thursdays at 10 EST. Syndicated on TNT and local stations.
Show Type: Drama
Genre: Doctors and Medicine
Synopsis: Chicago Docs at a public hospital treat emergencies in between personal
in-fighting.
Has it spawned imitators?: Premiered the same year as the other Chicago-set Chicago Hope
Would NBC deem it "Must See"?: The definition of Must See
Character you won’t see anywhere else: Peter Benton, the ego-maniacal doc
who doesn’t care how you feel.
Apocalyptic Sign: Carter becomes chief resident. Weaver becomes nice.
Things only a fan would know: n/a. Everything on the show is overhyped.
Strengths: Producers (Michael Crichton / John Wells), superb acting, multiple
story threads, pace.
Weaknesses: Some medical conventions must be fudged to maintain timeline,
revolving cast.
How often I watch: Every week. Living Up to hype. No More Clooney
Ranking Reasoning: The Strength of the show will now be under closer scrutiny not
that George Clooney has run off. As much as the first season overwhelmed America, the show
has slowed it down and allowed the characters to interact. Carter continues to mature.
Gloria Reuben’s portrayal of her HIV status is harrowing. And the masses keep
watching, even if the price tag jumped to $13 million.
5. The X-Files: A Hit on the small
screen on it’s way to the Big Screen.
Location: FOX, Sundays at 9 EST. In syndication on FX and local stations.
Show Type: Drama
Genre: Aliens and Conspiracies
Synopsis: America’s favorite FBI team track down UFO’s and how the
government is covering it up.
Has it spawned imitators?: Millennium, for starters. Most imitators can be found
on cable.
Would NBC deem it "Must See"?: If they could only get their hands on
it.
Character you won’t see anywhere else: Characters? This show has species you
won’t see anywhere else.
Apocalyptic Sign: It’s the entire show.
Things only a fan would know: The story behind the upcoming alien invasion.
Strengths: Zealots for fans, strong press, intricate stories, success on the big
screen
Weaknesses: may be treading water until permanent move to the big screen, move to
LA may temper dark moods.
How often I watch: Once in a while.
Ranking Reasoning: The hype may be fading, but The X-Files continues to be as
strong as ever. This season has been more inventive than last year, signaling that doing a
movie and TV at the same time can be too taxing. Until 20th Century Fox decides
to take it off TV permanently, X-Files will be the show by which all other conspiracy and
sci-fi shows will be compared.
4. The Practice: Not too real,
not too fake. Just perfect.
Location: ABC, Sundays at 10 EST
Show Type: Drama
Genre: Crime and Punishment
Synopsis: A young, Boston lawyer builds a small law firm made up of memorable
characters.
Has it spawned imitators?: Hasn’t been on the air long enough to be copied.
Would NBC deem it "Must See"?: Probably. The show has just enough
high-profile guests and stories to justify the hype.
Character you won’t see anywhere else: Eugene Young, the street-wise public
defender with a overgrown conscience. Also Carmen Manheim for breaking the stereotype
saying all actresses should be supermodels.
Apocalyptic Sign: Ally becomes a partner. (Last year’s cross-over was
hideous.)
Things only a fan would know: Kelly nearly left the show last year over time-slot
wrangling.
Strengths: cast, David E. Kelly’s scripts, capturing the zeitgeist.
Weaknesses: floundered in bad time slots early on. Could wilt under early
expectations.
How often I watch: Every other Sunday. (unless there’s a good movie on.)
Ranking Reasoning: Now in it’s third year, The Practice is already the
defending champ for Best Drama Emmy. While it remains to be seen whether the show can
continue it’s pace, the show’s blend of reality and superficialness make it
mesmerizing. Recurring guests John Larroquette, Tony Danza, and that Dodge guy have
contributed to the star power, giving viewers even more reason to watch. Here’s
hoping Kelly can concentrate his efforts on this show instead of throwing all his ideas at
his other lawyer show, Ally McBeal.
3. Law & Order: Redefining
Cop Shows
Location: NBC, Wednesday at 10 EST. In syndication
Show Type: Drama
Genre: Crime and Punishment
Synopsis: The Baltimore DA office (with help from those Homicide
guys) put criminals behind bars.
Has it spawned imitators?: An impetus for the less-gritty The
Practice
Would NBC deem it "Must See"?: No. The show doesn’t cater to the
high profile that being Must See demands.
Character you won’t see anywhere else: The new DA Abbie is tough-as-nails
and strikes fear in the heart of criminals. Even more impressive since she’s a woman.
Apocalyptic Sign: Humor
Things only a fan would know: the only non-news show ever shown on Court TV
Strengths: exceptional Writing, the cast, based-on-reality storylines.
Weaknesses: Often seen as too dependent on Homicide, too much cast turnover
How often I watch: Not often.
Ranking Reasoning: Probably the strongest drama out there today, Law and Order has
always been adored by critics. However, it has only recently been noticed by award shows
and the general public. LA Law created a lasting impression of the legal system, but the
Baltimore DA’s have given us a new slant on life in the courtroom, bringing a greater
dose of reality, taking the gloss of the legal system. The show has had a revolving door
as cast changes have become expected, but the new characters carry on the tradition and
make the show even better.
2. The Simpsons: Becoming one of
the best comedies ever.
Location: FOX, Sundays at 8 EST. Also in syndication
Show Type: Sitcom
Genre: Animated Family
Synopsis: The nuclear family, as seen from a nuclear plant worker. Boasts one of
the most expansive casts for prime time. Oh, and P.S., it’s a cartoon.
Has it spawned imitators?: Have you seen all those new mid-season replacements?
Would NBC deem it "Must See"?: Probably not. NBC execs would be too
afraid of Matt Groening (the show’s creator).
Character you won’t see anywhere else: Almost all of Springfield defies
convention. However, Bart is the one on all the T-shirts.
Apocalyptic Sign: A live-action episode
Things only a fan would know: Groening prides himself on keeping episodes chock
full of freeze-frame fun.
Strengths: Strong cast, devoted fan-base, media coverage, dead-on satire,
high-octane humor
Weaknesses: 2-dimensional characters, Praising the show has become passe’
How often I watch: Have at least 200 episodes on tape. Some tapes are becoming
worn out.
Ranking Reasoning: The first few seasons were merely building what has become one
of TV’s most memorable shows. In spite of the bad press that the Simpsons got from
Pres. Bush early on, the show has turned satire into a true art form. "Don’t
have a cow" and "D-oh!" have entered the American lexicon. Every week,
people tune in just to see the new chalkboard and couch gags. It’s had so many
dead-on takes on American society, there’s too many to list. Needless to say,
Springfield has become a part of America, even if we still don’t know what state
it’s in.
1. Friends: Most Imitated, Most
Hyped, Most Expectations, Most Deserving
Location: NBC, Thursdays at 8 EST. Also in syndication
Show Type: Sitcom
Genre: Twenty-somethings hanging out
Synopsis: 3 guys, 3 girls, one coffee house. From lesbian weddings to dirty
monkeys, this show has been groundbreakingly funny while being about some
"average" people.
Has it spawned imitators?: Duh!
Would NBC deem it "Must See"?: n/a
Character you won’t see anywhere else: Surprisingly, these Friends
originated as stock characters. However, Chandler and Ross have set themselves apart the
most.
Apocalyptic Sign: The Cast making more movies
Things only a fan would know: Chandler & Joey’s message board changes
every week.
Strengths: Unmatched chemistry, sharp writing, and storylines that link the
episodes drama-style
Weaknesses: Massively Overhyped Early, 8 EST time slot, that theme song
How often I watch: Weekly, and the favorites from syndication.
Ranking Reasoning: While many other shows are deserving, this is the one that
people keep coming back to. This season, Friends has proved that it, not Frasier, deserved the post-Seinfeld time slot. Our gang
from Central Perk has kept us interested in their daily foibles ever since their debut in
1994. The Ross and Rachel storyline has propelled episodes since the beginning, although
that well may be drying up. So, in steps Monica and Chandler. Sure, there are many
complaints: Not ethnic enough, sometimes predictable, too risqué. But Friends has
survived all these setbacks and continued to entertain us. And isn’t that what TV is
all about?
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