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Well, how'd ya do? Welcome to Salmoneus' Emporium! If you need stuff, we've got stuff. The place to go for all the miscellany that you just don't know what to do with, but must have. Let me show you this fine work of art. I call it, "Monas Lisais". What, you don't like it? Well, I'm not quite sure about that smirk, but I'm sure if you squint your eyes you can see the famous hero and ex-Destroyer of Nations, Xena, the Warrior Princess. Well, have a look around and if anything tickles your fancy, just call.
Today, the role of Xena will be played by Minya.
Rosie: Warrior Hostess!
Revenge of the Frock Tarts- the perils of complaining one time too many about the chafing of the leather mask.
Caption humorously suggested by Grizelda. Check out her page here.
Hurry up Iolaus! I need to learn how to dance before the Amazons show up. I can't have another dancing fiasco now that I'm queen.
Hey Herc! We were just debating who has the more realistic hair color.
The latest fad in barbarian wear: the Madonna Bra Helmet!
Are you going to eat that?