• You will not get a quarterly newsletter about Jim Carrey, his upcoming movies, how much he makes for each movie, etc., through snail mail or anything else!
• You will get your name mentioned under the "Colony Of Jim Member List."

It is free to join, but if you are a nice, kind, loving, and generous person then you could donate to the Colony Of Jim. We would not use your money for stamps, paper, color printer ink, etc., but we would use it for movie tickets to his upcoming movies (and refreshments), so that you would get excellent reviews by your friends here at the Colony of Jim before you could get them anywhere else.

If you are thinking about donating, but you're not sure if we are upstanding American citizens, then you can wait until you get your newsletter (that will never come, because we are too busy attending his movies) or whenever you feel ready. You can donate as little or as much as you want (movie tickets cost around $4.00...). If you do donate money to the Colony Of Jim, then you will get-

• Your name mentioned under the "Colony of Jim Honorable Member List." (Whoop-de-doo!)

All righty then!

You can email an email to djcutts@mail.doorcounty-wi.com telling us just your:

• Name

You can send us a letter by snail mail (through the U.S. Postal Service) telling us only your:

• Name
• Web Site URL (if you have one)