Lord Lieutenant's Travel Office

1998 Grand Tour of the Xenaverse

The Lord Lieutenant has begun planning his whirlwind tour of the Xenaverse and can now announce several stops on the glorious tour. Details of these trips will be posted here and updated regularly. Also here for your perusal is the complete 1997 tour report.

1998 Tour Calendar

February 7-10 New York City--a trip to the city that never sleeps!

March 8th Cincinnati--1st Southwest Ohio Xenite Carnival

June 19-21 Texas Xena Fest--a journey to the heart of the Lone Star State and fun and games with the Texas Xena Mafia.ATTENTION!!Due to circumstances beyond his control, the Lord Lieutenant was unable to be in Texas for this event. However, a report has been received at the Travel Office, so that all may enjoy what happened at the Fest!

July 17-19 Indianapolis--JUST ANNOUNCED! A return to Indiana for the 2nd annual gathering at the home of the fabulous Lady Delyla!

July 25-26 2nd Annual Toronto Xenafest--the Lord Lieutenant hopes to be a guest this year. ATTENTION! Due to circumstances involving the greater good of the Xenaverse, the Lord Lieutenant will unable to attend the Fest, which has been changed into a barbeque.

Late Fall TBA--another secret trip.

and more to be announced!


1997 Tour Reports

July 11-12 Indianapolis--Meeting and greeting Indy area Xenites

August 8 Toronto--Meeting and greeting our northern neighbor Xenites, in advance of their splendid Xenafest

August 17 Detroit--Hercules/Xena Con at the Novi Center. Your humble servant has been commisioned to be the official correspondant for WHOOSH! for this event!

September 18-22 SPECIAL REPORT! Lord Lieutenant's vacation to North Carolina and trip to the Clemson-Florida State football game.

October 3-5 Valley Forge--Hecules/Xena Con, with appearances by Robert Trebor, Hudson Leick, Ted Raimi and Renee O'Connor.


July 11-12, Lady Delyla's House

(reported by the Lord Lieutenant himself, being a recollection of the events as they transpired.)
Your correspondant arrived at approximately 5pm local time and was greeted by our host, Lady Delyla, as well as Tamrin, XWPWarrioress, aka ProudWarrioress, Ravenkai, and Sithus, the Armourer of the Xenaverse. After greetings and introductions, we talked about all things Xena and Gabby, and had an inspection of the fine craftsmanship of Sithus' weaponry, until it was time to watch one of the selection of movies which had been chosen, the choice being Star Trek:First Contact. A subsequent trip to the video store brought back the all-time classic, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. However, before we had a chance to begin viewing this, the famous Avondaleguy arrived, and many more greetings were shared.
As the details of this trip fade away, I am at a loss to remember when exactly the arrival of Writer2B was, but it was at some point after Avondaleguy. Apologies to the reader for this oversight, however, events and entertainment seemed to move at a rapid pace throughout the evening. A visit to the Pub was also included at this point in the festivities, followed by the consumption of pizza.
As we move to a point later in the evening, the real jolly atmosphere began. XWPW somehow fell asleep on the floor in the living room, and someone remarked how it would be humorous to take her and get a tatoo. Ravenkai, being the artistic savant of the group, volunteered to do the honors, if an appropriate pen could be found. One being produced, she proceed to draw a beautiful rose on the left bicep of our victim, with the script "I love ROC" above it. The unwitting XWPW never stirred during the process, and in fact, was unaware of her new artwork until the next morning.
Finally, after stumbling to bed at a rather ungodly hour, we rose the next morning, and ate breakfast, as well as some more chatting on-line as well as in person. Several of the group swam in the pool, but unfortunately, your chronicler had to depart about this time, so the story ends here.
A good time was had by all, and I can state without reservation that I enjoyed the company of all present.

August 8, Toronto, Ontario

(reported by Emil Muz, Sub-Lieutenant of the Xenaverse and Travel Office Secretary, the following being a transcript of the events, as told to him)
Following the 75 minute drive from Niagara Falls, NY around Lake Ontario, the Lord Lieutenant arrived in the fair Toronto, and made his way to the Kipling subway station, where he rode the rails to the heart of the city. Alighting on Bloor Street W., he made way on foot along the street, taking in the sights of this marvelous city, which he had been absent from for some 10 years or more. An additional point to be made, Toronto has possibly the finest concentration of beautiful women on the entire continent, an observation which was duly noted by your humble chronicler.
After another subway ride further south, a tour of the architectural wonder that is SkyDome was next on the agenda. It is something that must be witnessed to be believed! A short walk up Yonge St. brought us to the Hockey Hall of Fame, and being a prime destination of the Lord Lieutenant, its appearence was welcomed earnestly. After completing the tour of the exhibits there, a side pilgrimage to Maple Leaf Gardens was made, complete with the requisite homage being paid.

As time was growing short, another quick subway ride was made to the eastern side of the city, in advance of meeting other Xenites who resided in the metro area. How pleased the Lord Lieutenant was to see that a street festival had been set-up in his honor in this neighborhood, which appropriately enough, was the Greektown section of the city. A short walk from the station brought us to the rendezvous point, a fine establishment called The Court Jester, and after indulging in a refreshment, your correspondant was pleased to see the arrival of the first of his hosts, Web Warrior Princess, followed by Seabear. Greetings were made and we commenced to visiting and sharing a refreshment or 2, at which point the food was ordered. However, about this time, the arrival of Thodin and Boobookitty interrupted us, and we all made more greetings and salutations.
The only tragedy of the night was the unfortunate over-indulgance of WWP in her refreshment, which caused her to become giddy and lose some of her reserved bearing, but it created an atmosphere of good cheer among all of us! Soon after, the arrival of TrueNorth brightened our group, although she was unable to stay with us for the duration, due to her minor illness and other "contractural" obligations beyond her control.
After the food and drink were exhausted, we proceeded to take in the street carnival, and enjoyed ourselves immmensely, until it was getting past the point of return of yours truly, at which time we made our farewells, and the Lord Lieutenant took leave of the city, making his way back from where he had come that morning.
Again, a wonderful time was had by all in attendence, even those whose memories are hazy of the whole affair!!('LOL') It was with a great sorrow that your chronicler had to leave, but he intends to make it back at a point in the future. This ends the story for now, however, as they say, stay tuned...

August 17 Novi Expo Center

(as reported by Emil Muz, Sub-Lieutenant of the Xenaverse and Travel Office Secretary, being a transcript of the proceedings, as told to him)
Following the short journey overland from his temporary base in Toledo, the Lord Lieutenant arrived at the scene of the Hercules/Xena Convention in suburban Detroit. Following the meeting and greeting of his retinue for the day, G Force, Cemetary Man, and CM's loyal comrade, a hearty breakfast ensued, as well as the conferring upon of titles and honors. Once the repast had been completed, the entourage commenced to set up the temporary command post of the Xenaverse at the Novi Expo Center, a non-descript place void of any charm whatsoever.
At 12:30, the crowd was allowed entrance into the center itself, and there was a mad sprint to purchase various and sundry items of memoribillia. At approximately 1:20, the Con was began with opening remarks from the representative of Creation, who looked suspiciously like Bruce Campbell. Following a video of clips from the shows, edited to a recording of "Saturday Night's All Right for Fighting", Ted Raimi took to the stage, entering with a series of pratfalls, and the raucous cheers of the audience. Several members of the Ted Raimi Fan Club were in attendence, and led the whooping-up of the crowd. Ted was rather engaging and quite hilarious, it made the Lord Lieutenant feel guilty that he had such bad feelings for Joxer.
Following Ted, there was a screening of Herc bloopers, and a trivia contest, involving members of the audience. Joe LoDuca was next on stage, and he discussed the music for the shows, which he composes and scores. He enlightened us to the fact that there is approximately 36 minutes of music per episode, not by his choice. He took questions from the crowd, as Ted had done also, and in the process explained how he was able to use the wealth of modern technology to do most of his work from his home in Detroit.
An auction of H/X trinkets followed, then the blooper reel from Xena was shown. All of this was in advance of the appearence of the wonderful and captivating Hudson Leick to the stage. She appeared in a long, strapless black dress, and explained to the mob that she had had an unforgettable experience even making it to Detroit, and that we should forgive her if she seemed a little tired. We quickly did, as she held the audience in the palm of her hand throughout her stint. She too answered questions, until it was time for the autograph session to begin. During the time that each row was called to the side room for their face to face meeting with the guests, a video of the Top 10 villians from the shows was screened.
A costume contest was held following this, a small contingent of the crowd taking part, and was won by a young woman in a beautifully constructed Xena costume. It wasn't even a close decision. Another video segment, "Monsters We Love" was shown, and then an electronic press kit for each show was also shown. Thus ended the day, and the Lord Lieutenant bade farewell to his loyal contingent and made his way back to from whence he had come.
The Lord Lieutenant shall dispense with an overall impression of the events of this day, as you can read more in-detail reporting in his dispatch for WHOOSH! Please feel free to peruse the report at your leisure.

September 18-22 Lord Lieutenant's vacation


(as reported by the Lord Lieutenant himself, being a recollection of the events as they transpired)
The Lord Lieutenant took a well needed vacation from his duties and traveled to the mountains of North Carolina for several days. While this was not an official trip, a few occurances are worth noting. While dining at the Hungry Bear Restaurant in Cherokee, NC, the Lord Lieutenant took notice of a young man wearing the approved garment of the Xenaverse, the Xena t-shirt, and was quite happy that the spirit of the Warrior Princess was evident in the sleepy foothills town of Cherokee.
A trip to Clemson, SC to witness his beloved Florida State Seminoles was also on the itinerary, and was successful, both in the comraderie, and the result of the contest. While en route back from the game, he was surprised to hear a radio commercial for Xena: Warrior Princess on KDKA out of Pittsburgh, the first time he had ever heard a radio commercial for the show.
The Lord Lieutenant enjoyed his brief respite, but longed for the familiar comforts of home, and his beloved Pub, and was glad at returning to both. Preparations were immediately begun for the long-anticipated trip to Valley Forge, and the glorious Convention there.

October 3-5 Valley Forge Con


(as reported by Emil Muz, Sub-Lieutenant of the Xenaverse and Travel Office Secretary, being a transcript of the events as told to him)

October 3--The Prolouge

The Lord Lieutenant and his retinue made their way overland from his home to the site of the last big event of the Xenaverse Social Season, the Herc/Xena Con at Valley Forge, PA, outside of Philadelphia and having arrived without inicident and following the securing of the perimeter of the Holiday Inn at King of Prussia, proceeded to set up the Fabulous Gonzo Suite therein, with the blessing of the shrine to Xena and Gabrielle being undertaken by the Lord Lieutenant himself. Following the offloading of supplies, the temporary Command Post of the Xenaverse was established, and a reconnisance of the area was made, a determination being made of the proximity of the Valley Forge Convention Center from the CP and more supplies being acquired.

Soon thereafter, the arrival of Sithus, Sub-Lieutenant and Lord Armourer of the Xenaverse and Proud Warrioress was met with great joy and greetings were made, following which Proud Warrioress was appointed Officer of the Watch for the duration of the Con. A repast was arranged and commencement of the Council of the Xenaverse was held, with writs, warrants and proclamations being discussed and agreed to. Following this, a private screening of the first episode, "The Furies", was arranged and recorded for later enjoyment of other Xenites. Following the screening of another episode (ADITL) and a part of "Army of Darkness", the principals retired for the night, with anticipation of the events of the rest of the weekend running high.

October 4--First Day

Another day greeted the retinue, and after another repast, it was time to make way to the Convention Center. Upon arrival, the Lord Lieutenant's party was harkened by the message that other brave Xenites had arrived and were awaiting us within the Hall. Pubster Extrordinaire, BanCu, greeted the retinue and after a careful examination of the merchandise and exhibits within the Hall, ArianaXWP, and CyberKathy were met and greeted. Other famous Pubsters were also acquainted with the Lord Lieutenant: Pretendreamer, ScottBernard and Xenclair. The Con opened with remarks and the screening of a video, followed by a presentation of slides by Sharon Delany, the Fan Club coordinator, which was not well received by the Lord Lieutenant.

After a break for air and recreation, several other famed Xenites were met with outside the Hall, including Atalanta, of the famous Texas Xena Mafia, Thunder Road, and BigKat as well as Mighty Might. Also, it was the Lord Lieutenant's great privelige to meet one of the most well-known of all Xenites, the illustrious Cathbad. Photos were taken and then the way was made back into the hall in time to see the first guest of the day, Robert Trebor. The jovial Salmoneus graced the audience with his humor and wit, answering questions and keeping the proceedings moving along well. He was followed by the screening of another music video and a trivia contest. The Lord Lieutenant excused himself and made well to the vendor area, where he called upon and greeted even more of the merry band of loyal Pubsters. The arrival of the contigent from the Northern Division of the Xenaverse allowed him to re-acquaint himself with Thodin, Sub-Lieutenant of the Xenaverse, Web Warrior Princess, Brewmistess of the Xenaverse, whose appearance was a surprise, and TrueNorth. Also arriving was the wonderful Mother of the Pub, Roo; Kieli, Crju, Tx Trouble, Onorasan and DutchXenaFan also were bid welcome. (As an aside, the order of greeting may not necessarily be exact, but is a close enough approximation for the continuity of the story.)

After all of the welcoming, a return was made to the Hall, for a continuation of events, and much of it was forgettable to the Lord Lieutenant, as it was nothing that he had not witnessed previously during his appearance at the Con in Detroit, so forgive him for omitting details of it. There was a sense of anticipation for the arrival of the beautiful Hudson Leick, and nothing was going to dampen the enthusiaism. In the interim, the Lord Lieutenant was informed of the occurances of the evening previous in New York by those who attended and much good mirth was shared. There was a sense of immediate comraderie among all of the Pubsters in attendence, unlike anything that could be imagined. All were there to enjoy the company of others and share in the splendid time being had. The Lord Lieutnenant attempted to co-ordinate the activities for later in the evening and was quite pleased to accept the graciousness of ScottBernard, who allowed the use of his suite for the entertainment of the Pub faithful later in the evening. More on that in a moment, as we come to the event that all were awaiting, the imminenet arrivial of Callisto herself!
Also, greetings were extended to Abbyrose, Mistopholees, HeyDino and RinahNJ, as well as MacavityCat.

After everyone found a seat, and the Lord Lieutenant being joined at his seat by the captivating Kieli, Hudson made her way to the stage to a thunderous ovation, and a sea of flashing cameras. She was resplendant in a gold dress and her hair pulled back in a ponytail, resembling for all the world a Barbie-doll. She held the audience at rapt attention throughout her time on stage, calling to her presence a girl dressed like Gabrielle for a closer examination, posing with a sword handed her by a person from the audience, letting out one of her trademark screams and generally entertaining everyone with her calculating demeanor.
Following her appearence, the autograph session began, and this is when the Lord Lieutenant became quite cross at the people who Creation had rounded up for the marshalling and ordering of the crowd, and leaving him briefly with a bad feeling for the whole experience. As he was not permitted to hand his camera to another person to have his picture taken while getting his autograph from Hudson, he had a brief flash of anger, which later made him ashamed at his behavior, as it certainly came across poorly in front of her. In fact, he was forced to put on a weak smile for both her and Robert Trebor, as not to betray his disgust. He immediately made his way from the hall and back to the front of the building to vent his frustration to the fellow Pubsters assembled. All was resolved in a short time and arrangements were made for the evening's festivities. The Lord Lieutenant was graciously invited to join several smaller groups for dinner, but elected to join the Canadian quartet, along with HeyDino, for the duration, and agreeing to re-join the larger group later.

Following the repast with his Northern comrades, the Brewmistress of the Xenaverse was conscripted to join the Lord Lieutenant and acquire the necessary supplies for the viewing of "The Furies". Having procured the necessary items, the pair returned to the Sheraton and made way to the temporary Pub. Following the rationing of the drinks, it was time to get the administrative aspects of the evening out of the way and many were called and chosen to become members of the Order of the Chakram, with the Lord Lieutenant bestowing the honors and titles. Feel free to peruse the list for a complete rundown of who got what!
Following this and a toast from Thodin, to the Lord Lieutenant, and a toast from His Humbleness to our host, ScottBernard, the viewing of "The Furies" commenced, followed by a screening of "Army of Darkness". At the conclusion, the party broke up and many went their separate ways, with the command that all present attend upon the Queen of the Amazons on the following day, and the Lord Lieutenant giving Abbyrose a lift back to her hotel. Upon arriving at the Gonzo Suite, the Lord Lieutenant took a few private moments to reflect on the day's events and prepare for the next day's festivities, and then retired for the night.

October 5--Day Two

As a new day dawned, the Lord Lieutenant was pleased to accept the hospitality of the Clan McGab at the Valley Forge National Park for their 1st World GabGames. A hearty good time was enjoyed and brightened additionally by the appearance of Momma ROC herself, Sandra Wilson, who mingled with the crowd, signing autographs and taking photos with all who wished and generally delighting the assembled gathering. Following this a return was made to prepare for the afternoon's activities and the imminent appearance of the Queen of the Amazons herself.

Upon arriving at the Convention Center, there was a re-joining of the group of the evening before, and as many of the early activities were a repeat of the previous day's, no one was in much of a hurry to take their seats in the Hall, and so a great deal of visiting with one another ensued. The Lord Lieutenant was pleased at this time to make the acquatance of other Xenites whom he had not met the day before, most notably, CoyoteBlue and ViolaDiva, who showed him her Texas State Flag, with many autographs of stars and writers alike. Taking his seat, the Lord Lieutenant was joined by Pretendreamer, who sat with him for the duration of the afternoon. Soon, it was time to prepare for the arrival of Ted Raimi, who entertained the crowd, which on this day was larger than the one the day before. Ted was quite enjoyable, as he had been earlier at the Detroit Con, and many thought he was far more deserving of better treatment than his character has received.

Now the buzz was rather apparent as the time approached for the arrival of Renee O'Connor, and when she was announced to the crowd, all rose as one to give her the welcome she so richly deserved. She seemed overwhelmed by her ovation, her concerns about no one wanting to see her quickly displaced by the affection of the masses. She was resplendid in a dress which accentuated her hair and looked wonderful. She, too, captivated the audience with her charm and all attention was focused on her words. During the Q&A session, she answered all with a smile and grace befitting one of her lofty status! The session was marked by an appearance of Ted on the stage, who came to banter with her and generally give her a foil to play off of...it made things seem much more entertaining. There was then an announcement that Renee had a phone call and it was piped into the Hall, a woman trying to diguise her voice as an older woman's, until the release of the most famous cry in all the Xenavese rang through--"Yiyiyiyiyiyiyi!!!" It was, in fact our own Lucy, who called to lend her support. It was THE surprise of the weekend and she and Renee chatted for several minutes.

Following the end of the session, it was now time for the autograph line to commence and the Lord Lieutenant passed the time until his row was called chatting amicably with others sitting near him, being quite surprised to meet the couple who had sat next to him in Detroit immediately behind him! Old acquaintances were renewed, and we waited for our audience with Ted and Renee. The volunteers seemingly had not improved their dispostion since the preceding day and made for a tense atmosphere. However, nothing would deter the enthusiam and when the row was called to make its way, all was forgotten.
Upon arriving at the table, Ted was seated first and while he was signing autographs, put his pen down to stretch his hand and make small talk with the people...this led to a gap in the line and when it came time for the Lord Lieutenant to approach the table where Renee was sitting, he found himself the only one there! She took a moment to inspect him, looking over his attire and the pins attached to his hat, commenting, "Just checking everything out!" and smiled at the Lord Lieutenant, causing him to be rather uncomfortable with the attention. He was able to stutter his appreciation for her work and thanking her and shaking her hand, retreated from the Hall, to the assmbled Xenites in the front of the building, floating all the way. It was the perfect end to a glorious weekend, and one which he will long not forget! Also, the Lord Lieutenant was made acquainted with Mainlander, who had come all the way from New Zealand for the event.

Following the end of the Con, arrangements were made to have dinner, and a large contingent of Pubsters made way for the repast, the last activity of the weekend. More great comraderie was shared and at the end of the meal, sad good-byes were exchanged, with much hugging and a few tears, as this was the end of a glorious 3 days of fun and enjoyment with one another. After dropping Macavity Cat off at the hotel, the Lord Lieutenant returned to the Gonzo suite and reflected upon the days events and retired for the evening, to prepare for the journey home the next day.

October 6--Postscript

Following the dismantling of the Fabulous Gonzo Suite and temporary Command Post of the Xenaverse, the Lord Lieutenant made his way back from whence he had come, leaving Valley Forge somewhat melancholy and sad, knowing that the people he had met were among the finest in the world. The trip itself was uneventful and he arrived home, weary from the road but in high spirits. The conclusion was that the VF Con was a rousing sucess, from the standpoint of gathering together Xenites to revel in and celebrate the show, and enjoy the company of one another. Many new friendships were formed and old ones renewed, and all came away with a sense of joy and love. Thus ends the report, and it is humbly dedicated to all who shared in the festivities. May they all be blessed with good fortune and great health throughout their days.

February 7-10 New York City

(as reported by Emil Muz, Sub-Lieutenant of the Xenaverse and Travel Office Secretary, being a transcript of the proceedings, as told to him)

February 7--Day One

The Lord Lieutenant arrived at LaGuardia Airport, following his flight from Columbus, where he had stayed overnite and was bused into the city, arriving at Grand Central Terminal, upon which he transferred to a cab and was driven to his destination, the home of his good friend from college on Hudson St., Greenwich Village, alighting at her door at approximately 10:30 am. From there, they proceeded immediately to Manatus Restaurant for breakfast. Following this, the subway was incorparated into the travel plans for the first of many times during the journey, riding the rails to Battery Park, the jumping off point for the ferry ride to the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island. Although the day was crisp, it was sunny, and made for a glourious experience, following in the path of many millions who got their first glimpse of the USA from the same vantage point.
After viewing both sites, a return to the subway was made, and a trip to that wonder which is the Empire State Building was made. The spectacular views from the 86th floor observation deck left the Lord Lieutenant in awe. After a return to Hudson St. for some rest and relaxation, dinner was taken at Cucina Della Fontana, on Bleecker St., an enjoyable repast being had. Following the arrival of a professional collegue of the host, they made way to the White Horse Tavern, just 2 blocks up Hudson. The White Horse was the favorite hangout of the poet Dylan Thomas, and its early 20th Century charm was quite evident and enjoyed by the Lord Lieutenant immensely. After several rounds, goodbyes were exchanged and a return to the hosts' domicile was made, after which they retired for the night.

February 8--Day Two

Arising on the morning, the Lord Lieutenant and his host made their way by subway to the Upper West Side, for a brunch date with the same lady who had accompanied them the night before. The trio walked to the Royal Canadian Pancake House on Broadway, where a large repast was enjoyed, all three stuffed beyond their wildest imaginations. Another subway jaunt found them at Rockefeller Center, and then a casual stroll up 5th Avenue, taking in the stores and the scenery. They then turned towards 57th St., headed towards Broadway, and more sights ensued. Upon arriving at Broadway, their companion bid them goodbye and the Lord Lieutenant and his host made their way on foot south along Broadway to Times Square. Finally, weary from the walk, they returned again to Hudson St. for the night, stepping out briefly later in the evening for a quick bite to eat just arond the corner.

February 9--Day Three

On this day, the Lord Lieutenant was alone, as his host was working. He made way back uptown to see up close some sights he had missed the day before. Arriving at Penn Station, he viewed Madison Square Garden, then walked to the New York Public Library, where he viewed an exhibit on the Romanov Dynasty. After more walking he arrived at Times Square and luncheoned at Oli's on 44th St. Following the repast, he traversed the Theatre District, stopping to pay homage at a sight familiar to Xenites, the Eugene O'Neill Theatre, scene of the now-closed Grease show. The Museum of Modern Art was next on the agenda, and the Lord Lieutenant took in the exhibits therein. Upon returning to Hudson St. he enjoyed a few hours of quiet reflection, before preparing for the evening's festivities. After dinner at the White Horse, he arrived at Times Square to meet his host, and they ventured to Radio City Music Hall. There, they enjoyed the 6th Annual ESPY Awards, and following it, took a cab back and retired for the evening.

February 10--Final Day

On the final day of the visit, the Lord Lieutenant was again alone and rode to the Financial District, arriving at the World Trade Center. From there, he walked to Wall St., and looked in at the New York Stock Exchange, and then across the street to Federal Hall. Soon, lunch approached and he enjoyed a sandwich, before travelling up Nassau St. to the Brooklyn Bridge. After crossing the bridge into the Borough of Brooklyn, he traveled back via the subway to Greenwich Village, and hiked up Broadway, doing some shopping and admiring the sights. Returning to Hudson St. for the final time, he gathered his belongings and re-traced his journey back to the airport for the flight home. He arrived at the Lord Lieutenant's home at approximately 10:30 pm, still heady from his visit to the City that Never Sleeps.

Final Thoughts

The Lord Lieutenant was greatly impressed by his visit to New York, and looks forward to visiting again in the future. Many things were left undone and he now has a reason to go back. While there were no meetings with fellow Xenites, much to his dismay, he hopes that he will be able to do so at a time when it is more convienent for all.

March 8--1st ever Southwest Ohio Xenite Carnival

(as reported by the Lord Lieutenant himself, being a recollection of the events as they transpired)

A few photos from the event!

Rain and gloom gave way to sunshine and warmth as the Lord Lieutenant motored from his home to the Holiday Inn in suburban Cincinnati to meet up with the others assembling for what was the first ever gathering of Xenites in Southwest Ohio. The Lord Lieutenant was honored to attend the festivities, which also coincided with the celebration of the birthday of Avondaleguy, Sub-Lieutenant of the Xenaverse and Commisioner of Potaedia, as well as that of Tamrob, Xena Knight 2nd Class without portfolio. As such, an all-star Pub contingent made haste to the Queen City and at approximately 3pm the festivities began. The Lord Lieutenant, as is his custom, arrived first and soon after, Avondaleguy followed. Within moments of the greeting, the quartet of BanCu, Xena Knight 1st Class and Honour Guard Chieftess; Tamrob, Sabs Here, and Lindsee arrived in the lobby of the hotel and greetings were exchanged. While trying to decide how to pass the time for an hour, we were quite surprised that the rest of the guests had arrived early! Lady Delyla, Xena Knight 1st Class and Amazon Princess; Ravenkai, Xena Knight 1st Class and Artisitc Director of the Xenaverse; and Sithus, Sub-Lieutenant and Lord Armourer of the Xenaverse had made their way from points north and west, so the gathering was able to proceed without further delay.

Assembling in the pair of rooms housing the out of town guests, we commenced to viewing the latest episode "When in Rome" as well as general chitchat and mischief. Soon, some of the assmbled wished to swim in the indoor pool, and so way was made to that activity, while others took a brief respite in the bar. While the swimmers swam, an unfortunate accident occured when BanCu fell into the pool, and she was certainly not dressed for swimming. While she and Tamrob adjourned so that a change into dry clothes might be made, arrangements were made to transport the rest of the group to our final destination, Dave and Busters, a large restaurant with many activities to partake in. Upon arriving, we were shown to the private room set aside for our festivities. Refreshment was arranged and several took advantage of the billiard table which was the centerpiece of this particular room. Finally, a repast was brought and all ate til satisfied. Following this, the contingent made way to the area in which many arcade type games were housed. Dave and Buster's is billed as an adult version of the popular "Chuck E. Cheese" and this highlighted that billing. However, children are monitored, and the Lord Lieutenant for one, did not even notice the few underage youths there.

After all had gotten their game playing out of their systems (as an aside, the women seemed to have an affinity for the motorcycle racing game, while the Lord Lieutenant acquitted himself admirably on the skiing game), we made way back to the Holiday Inn, through a torrential downpour. Unfortunately, upon our arrival, Lindsee got word that emergency at home required her to leave immediately, so we said our goodbyes and well wishes to her and then returned to the bar for some more visiting. Unfortunately, soon thereafter, the Lord Lieutenant had to take leave of the group, in order to make his way back from where he had come, and made his goodbyes to all and arrived home at approximately 11:50 pm. A joyous time was had by all in attendence and it was hoped that the gathering would have some sort of regularity to it in the future. Stay tuned for details!

June 19-21 Texas Xena Fest

(as reported by Atalanta, Madam Chief Justice and Sergeant at Arms of the Xenaverse, being a recollection of the events as they transpired)

PROLOUGE by Emil Muz, Travel Office Secretary
The following report was submitted to the Travel Office by Atalanta, Chief Justice of the Xenaverse and represents her experiences as co-hostess and organizer of the event. The report has not been edited, except for spelling and clarity. Any errors in fact, either intentional or not, are hers alone.

Atalanta and Tx Trouble's TexasFest--The Official Report
How's about we cut to the chase here. I'm gonna make this as concise as possible since the theme of our little get together was "no matter how many show up, we're gonna have fun!" This was a mantra that Trish and I had in the months leading up to the Fest. I hope that this became true for everyone who attended and that they left wishing for for more time together.
First let me give our honored guests: Abbyrose, Ambrosia, ArianaXWP, Atalanta, Blackfoot, Blushes, CoyoteBlue, Cyberkathy, Deanlu, Debi, DutchXenaFan, Gabfan, Lavaya, Lady Delyla, Lindsee, Linda, Lostway, Machma, Mighty Might, Moonshadow, Proud Warrioress, Red Xena, ScottBernanrd, Snooperboy, Tater, Tamrin, ThunderRoad, Tx Trouble, ViolaDiva, and Xena Fan Nr 1. Actually, we had a grand total of 38...several folks couldn't resist at the last minute. It was very hard to keep count with folks coming and going, but this is a fairly close count.

If you have attended any of the Cons or other Fests, it seems like you don't have the opportunity to really sit down and get to know the folks who you chat with, sometimes on a daily basis. Here, that was all we really wanted to do; give everyone a chance to relax and get to know each other more personally. Most of the folks tended to congregate out in the 100+ degree temperatures on the deck (why I haven't the faintest idea...probably since we smokers have the most personality 'G' (Tx Trouble is taking personal offence to this line!)) and banter away the hours on Friday night early Saturday and Sunday. Actually, we did it almost every day until Tuesday the 23rd. It was great fun sitting around talking, laughing, sharing and I will tell you no topic was left unturned. Also, many folks watched some of the eps, especially the Herc trilogy in the coolness of the house. No one will question their sanity in that case! Of course, we can't leave out those following the World Cup as friends got together to watch a few of the games.

The only day in which formal activities were planned was Saturday the 20th. After the usual mornaing and early afternnon chat hour, many of the fester went to Laserport, the local laser tag establishment. Even though they had to battle little kids (for which the time in the Pub had been preparing us for) it seems most of the people had a grand time. TxT says you gotta watch out for that Ambrosia! She'll kick your butt at lasertag and be damned proud of it!!

At 5 pm the catered Bar-B-Que started with a special appearance by Cowgirl Atalanta, and decked out Tx Trouble. While folks loaded their plates of BBQ, Trouble read the Lord Lieutenant's proclamation exalting the Fest. (Ed note: see the Order of the Chakram for details of the proclamation) Though the heat seemed to temper some folks appetites, many partook of the local delicacies.

After dinner and a brief photo opportunity period, we gave folks a chance to cool down and handed out door prizes. I would like to thank Abbyrose, Anomaly, Deanlu, ScottBernanrd, Tamrin/Shayde, and Xena Fan Nr1 for their gracious contributions for the door prizes! This way everyone who pre-registered (so to say) received something...well, almost. We lost a few of the names in an accident but we hope we have everyone covered.
Next up was Ari's Tricky Trivia Time...now folks, let me tell ya, this gal can prepare the best trivia contest that definately challenges the best of them. She started out with folks first participating in groups, then she went for the jugular in the individual rounds. Wow! Talk about toughies, but it was an excellent contest. The winning team included Deanlu, Lindsee, ScottBernard, and Snooperboy...each receiving 2 bookmarks generously donated by Xena Fan Nr1. The individual round winner was Snooperboy and he received a photo portfolio of various XWP actresses and actors donated by Anomaly, who unfortunately couldn't make it. It was a fun time had by all we would like to thank Ariana XWP for doing such an excellent job and especially for carrying it off even though she was feeling a tad bit under the weather. We'd also like to thank Moonshadow and Cyberkathy for being judges...they didn't have an easy job with this group!

Due to the temperatures and the lateness of the evening, many of the events were, uh...swept by the wayside. But that didn't stop some folks (like Mighty Might) from picking up a rope and trying to lasso "Gabby". Seems the rope had a magical draw for some folks since several tried their hand at it while the dance floor was laid out and saw little use. Yes folks, I will be the first to admit...it "is" possible to do the Texas two-step to Metallica 'VBG' After Abbyrose and I did dueling volume controls, some folks took up various forms of dancing, though most played shy and continued to sit around various areas of the yard and get to know each other better. Saturday night was one that I will personally put in my memory as one of the most meaningful, enjoyable times of my lifetime. I hope our guests have some of the same memories.

To all our guests, a big thank you! Trish and I were truly honored at the time you took out of your busy schedules and spent all those hard earned bucks to come down to Podunkville to see us. We hope that each had as much fun as we had and we look forward to seeing you again soon!!

Postscript by Emil Muz
Well, it sounds like the Festers had a wonderful time in Texas. The Lord Lieutenant regrets his inability to join in the proceedings, but is pleased that Atalanta was gracious enough to share her rememberences of the weekend with the Travel Office. A well written report!


More trips to be announced!

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