Please take a few moments to acquaint yourself with these proud servants of the Chakram and Sword.

Also be sure and check out the latest additions to the Order of the Chakram, the Knighthood of the Xenaverse!

• You don't wanna mess with the Clan McGab. This elite group are adamant in their devotion to the Queen of the Amazons, our favorite bard. Woe to any who cross them!
• Another crack unit is the Texas Xena Mafia, famous in song and legend. Their methods of discipline are so hideous, they can't be described on a family webpage!
• And you can check out a page from one of the members of the TXM, Tx_Trouble, trouble ain't just her middle name!
• What? Of course we have Callisto's Army at our beck and call! Are you nuts? Do you possibly think we wouldn't go so far as to enlist them in the defense of the Xenaverse? Heck, Xena got Callisto to help her, why wouldn't we?
• The infamous Avondaleguy is also in our employ--he is especially useful in those covert operations when infiltrating the enemy is of vital importance. Watch out--you just are never sure which one he is!
• Please stop by and say hello to my good friend, Snoopmeff, the Warrior That Cares. But don't let the name fool you! Just cause she cares, doesn't mean she won't do what she has to when it comes to defending the Xenaverse. Many can attest to that fact--plus you don't wanna mess with her, she's kinda the daughter of Apollo! Go figure!
• For a really great adventure, be sure and see Ravenkai and her great site. She's waiting for you! teehee.
• It gives the Lord Lieutenant great pleasure to announce the appointment of Kiva Sulderus as Official Armourer of the Xenaverse. He shall endevour to make for you all the weaponry and chainmaile you might desire for that big battle or just for wearing around the village. Stop by and see some examples of his handiwork.
• Hey, we don't have to be serious all the time, do we? Why not stop by and visit a couple of the finest parody writers in all of the Xenaverse, Democratus, King of Foooools, awaits your visit, as does Cathbad, our noble NetForum prankster.
• And while we are on the subject of creativity, one of the finest writers in all the Xenaverse, my close friend Roo, finally has a page for her Fan Fiction, please stop by. Her collaborator and friend Deanlu also has a page for Fan Fiction! And also visit the Clan Roux, dedicated to her ever growing Pub family, maintained by another good writer herself, ProudWarrioress.
• And while we are talking about Fan Fiction, do your one-stop reading at one of the largest FF sites in the Xenaverse, Xenos's Fan Fiction Page.
• Another great page for your viewing is Gabbygab & Mariner's Page. Wonderful things await you there, tell them I sent you!
• Among some of the other fine pages you will find in the Xenaverse are EMartin's Page, Keeah's Pub page, and Ramsay's Xena Page. All are wonderful and have many different things for you to enjoy
• OH NO! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! It has been confirmed, Ser Virgo has inflicted upon an unsuspecting world her sharp wit and pointed observations about the frailties of mankind! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY NOW! DON'T LOOK BACK! However, do ask about the Orange Cow while you're there...
• Do visit the Realm of SkyKnight, and behold the wonders it entails.
• Please take a look at A Modest Tribute to the Xenaverse, presented by Xena For Me. You won't be sorry!
• One of my many duties is as Defender of the Faith, a role I take very seriously, and it has come to my attention that there are many who devote themselves to the glory of the Warrior Princess with an evangelistic zeal. The Xena Coalition is one such group and it would be in your best interests to pay homage to Xena by visiting them.
• ShortWarrior's Teacher's Guide to Xena is a must see! Please, do so immediately
• Feel free to worship at Adara's Temple, but watch out for those pesky Bacchae!
• My dear friend MacavityCat has opened her own site, The Xena-Verse (get it?). Stop by and see her efforts!
• Another page dedicated to our friends at the Pub is run by Snooperboy. Go see him and tell him Hi!
• What in Hades!! I have omitted the other Wonder Twin!! Feel free to peruse The Visitor's Lair, and tell him I sent you, if you would...

I could go on in describing our army, but it doesn't matter--you will join us, eventually. Resistence is futile. And don't worry, the Lord Lieutenant is taking names of those heretics and non-believers. We know who you are, and we'll be paying you a visit real soon.