Welcome to the Grand Opening of Retardedsheep.com!!!

Now Updated Fortnightly!!!

You'll notice we have gone through some serious design changes as well as added many new sections. We have also added some new staff members!

Let us know what you think of the new design and ask any question in the Q and A section!

Check up on the latest and demented news story in In the News!

Learn a screwed up history lesson in Sam's History!

Check out the weird animal of the month in the art section!

Check out the latest music lesson from our resident musician Sean in the Music section!

Get your fortnightly dose of Yiddish from Alon the Jewish Monkey!

Also check out staff and fan written stories, jokes and poems in the Literature section!

So knock yourself out and have fun.

Some reminders from the Retarded Sheep:

Try not to glue your finger up your nose.

Be glad you still own your gizzard,
Mine was blown away in a blizzard.

The Retarded Sheep is not responsible for your uncanny resemblance to Henry Fonda.

Do not repeat yourself.
Do not repeat yourself.

Pages by the Retarded Sheep

Guides to: Are you: Read about: Interact with The Sheep by:

Doing Stuff! A Blonde? Rehalkism Signing the Guestbook

Stupid Games! An Idiot? Shit-mul Reading the Guestbook

Being Dysfunctional! Drunk? The Great Sheep Conspiracy Asking a Question

Not Farming! Politically Correct? Pissing Off

Long Lost Twins

Award of Competence

Color of the Fortnight

Word of the Fortnight

Fact of the Fortnight