Simon Says...


Without a doubt, he's MTV's hottest veejay. Find out the top ten ways to make Simon Rex sweat on a date.

1 Make the first move.
"I'm not very good at hitting on chicks. Usually, I get introduced to them or they come up and talk to me. I'm too shy to approach them first."

2 Let him pick the movie.
"I like going to see thrillers-that way, if my date gets scared she can grab my hand. I wouldn't want to go to a romantic comedy. It makes me really uncomfortable to watch love scenes when I'm with a girl I hardly know."

3 Get weepy during emotional scenes.
"I think it's so cute when a movie makes a girl cry. Sometimes I cry, too."

4 Share his love with animals.
"I wish I had a pet. Right now, I obsessed with little monkeys, like the one on Friends. I love cats too. If I had a girlfriend, I'd give her a kitten. That's a sure way to a girl's heart."

5 Compliment his lean bod. He's a little self-consicious about it.
"I think I'm too skinny. I've been trying to put on some weight, but I just can't. I even joined a gym so I can start lifting. I'd like to be about ten pounds heavier."

6 Don't expect a first-date smooch session.
"When I really like a girl, I'm too scared to kiss her on the first date. If I were to get the nerve, though, it definitely wouldn't be a French kiss-maybe just a little peck on the lips. I wouldn't want to blow it by being too pushy."

7 If he does kiss you, keep your eyes closed.
"I hate it when a girl keeps them open, but it's okay if she peeks now and then-I do. And she shouldn't kiss too fast. I like kisses that are nice and slow."

8 Be romantic-and hungry.
"The perfect date would be an evening at the beach house I'm renting in LA with an all-you-can-eat buffet. I'd put on some jazz, light candles and most important, turn off the TV. I wouldn't want anything to distract us."

9 Stop the star-tripping.
"I get turned off when a girl asks me lots of questions about my work. I want to be with someone who's into me, not The Guy from MTV."

10 Forgive his klutziness.
"When I really like a girl, I spill things down my shirt and trip over my feet."


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