In this episode, a man, named Eddie Van Blundht, has the ability to transfrom his appearence to look like other people. He the biological father of five babies in the same town. All of these babies have a tail like their father. Van Blundht had changed his appearance to like like the husbands and slept with each of the women. Van Blundht ends up capturing Agent Mulder and 'morphing' into him. The fake Mulder goes to Scully's apartment with a bottle of wine to talk. Scully admits that she is "seeing a whole new side" of him which she likes. Then the fake Mulder leans toward her and they are about to kiss when the real Mulder bursts in the door. The portrail of Van Blundht pretending to be Mulder is brillantly done by David Duchovny in one of his best episodes yet.
Just a little note: The actress who played Amanda Nelligan was the voice of the pig 'Babe'.
Below, are a few memorable quotes from the episode and the ratings submitted by XFEOS members. They are followed with the intriguing comments and opinions on "Small Potatoes".
Nurse: "Should I contact the father of the baby?
Doctor holding the tailed baby: "Good lord, not another one!"
Mulder: "You said that [the baby's] father was from another planet, what did you mean by that exactly?"
Mulder: "I have a theory. Want to hear it?"
Mulder: "So, what killed Eddie the Monkey Man?"
Fake Mulder: "That's official F.B.I. business."
Scully: "Now you think there's no X-File here?"
Skinner: "You spelt Federal Bureau of Investigation wrong."
Fake Mulder: "(Looking around Mulder's office) Fox? Good night. This is where my tax dollars go? Where do I live? (At Mulder's apartment) Where the hell do I sleep? (Listens to messages) Geeks for friends. (Looks in mirror) FBI. F...B...I. FBI. You looking at me? There ain't nobody else here, you must be looking at me. Want a piece of this?"
Fake Mulder about Mulder: "Damn good looking man."
Fake Mulder: "We never really talk much, do we?"
Van Blundht to Mulder: "I think it's funny. I was born a loser, but you're one by choice."
Amamda Nelligan: "He's not from around here?"
Nurse: "Is he from out-of-state?"
Nelligan: "Another planet."
Nelligan: "You know, that he's not from this planet."
Mulder: "Were you abducted?"
Nelligan: "Huh? No, no. He dropped by my apartment one day and one thing sort of led to another."
Mulder: "But the baby's father is an alien?"
Nelligan: "No, I didn't say he was an alien, I said he's from another planet. His name is Lyke Skywalker, he's what's known as a Jedi Knight."
Scully: "Did he have a light saber?"
Nelligan: "No, he didn't bring it. He did sing his song for me though. Hums Star Wars song."
Scully: "How many times have you seen Star Wars, Amanda?"
Nelligan: "368. I should break 400 by Memorial Day."
Scully: "Okay, thank you."
Scully: "Van Blundht somehow physically transformed into his capture then walked out the door, leaving no one the wiser."
Mulder: "Scully, should we be picking out china patterns, or what?"
Fake Mulder confused: "Ahh...no."
Fake Mulder: "It's a typo."
Skinner: "Twice."
Scully: "You mean really talk? No, no we don't, Mulder."
Fake Mulder: "So what's stopping us?"....
Scully: "Now I'm seeing a whole new side of you, Mulder."
Fake Mulder: "Is that a good thing?"
Scully: "I like it."
Scully: "I don't imagine you need to be told this, but you're not a loser."
Mulder: "Yeah, but I'm no Eddie Van Blundht either, am I?"
Average Rating 9.6
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